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Patrice

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Professional Smartass. Part Time Bon Vivant.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Andre Leon Talley, Karl Lagerfeld, Diane Von Furstenburg, Valentino, Carolina Herrera, Rainbow Brite, Alexander McQueen, The first Mr. Britney Spears (He must have the best stories), Hannah Montana, Dorothy Parker, Estelle Getty(Meet you at the crossroads, girl), Mae West,Miss J, Kevin Aviance

My Blog

I'm Here but I'm Gone.....

Hey Kids,Long time no MySpace Blog. I'm not deleting my acct, but giving up the pretense of keeping it updated. If you need me check out the blog: http://www.hellandheartaches.comor find me on Twitter...
Posted by on Thu, 07 May 2009 10:41:00 GMT

Its Black History Month Yall: 2008 edition

It's Black History Month Ya'llA month I love and loathe because the Nations finest advertisers will attempt to acknowledge and sell to my brown without being insulting. Keep your eyes peeled for overl...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 17:47:00 GMT

Get your feet off the coffee table

Apparently I make people feel way too comfy.Notice to the entire Internet. I don't know 99% of you. So calling me your nigger (yes -er), pointing out excessively that I am brown and expecting los lolz...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 20:22:00 GMT

Straight Trippin

Went to Boston on short notice, but I already know I'll be hitting Philly this weekend.If you know what's up in Philly on Saurday night or possibly want in on the Sunday brunch lemme know!Honestly I t...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 14:53:00 GMT

Get me bodied because Im crazier than a fish with titties.

The summer has been nutballs crazy... Ladiez Filim Societe went to "I know who killed me"&.and lived&.nearly choked on fancy popcorn from the lolz, but we made it. The new site is up& lightsdramaactio...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 16:19:00 GMT

Well Hello there Summer

Despite rain like situations the past week, I'm in full summer mode. This past weekend was a brunch, zoo, craft fair, margarita, lily allen filled wonderland. Also the people downstairs put a skate ra...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 08:58:00 GMT

I'm headed to Boston...Wireless Internet strikes again

It's a holiday weekend and I'm actually heading out of the city for fun...New year new things. Jumping down (ok, technically up) to Boston til Tuesday to hang with my friend Boston Lori (that's the na...
Posted by on Sat, 26 May 2007 13:35:00 GMT

Birthdays Rule!

Thanks to everyone for the oodles of birthday wishes and everyone that contributed to an awesome birthday. I'm honestly not all that big on birthday's especially considering my birthday falls during w...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 14:05:00 GMT

Well Then.

"I hope he gets fucked by a kangaroo and eaten by crocs."- Liza Minnelli, on ex-husband David Gest doing a Survivor-type reality show in Australia
Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 12:21:00 GMT

It almost isn't fair

Maury Povich now has a new twist to the cheating decoys.The "Buddy Decoy". Another dude comes in and gets you to brag about doing other chicks. The Decoy should be ashamed. And yes, I'm at work. Just ...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 07:31:00 GMT