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Sam

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About Me

I'm currently enjoying being stuck at an all-girls school in the tiny town of Staunton. Graduation is quickly approaching though (Jan 2008). Until then, I'll be dreaming of world domination or something....
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My Interests

MUSIC!!, Sheets hotdogs at 2:00 AM, AIM, Cubis II, African politics or lack thereof, soccer with my pink ball, organic apples, lunch at Cranberry's with Christine, white chocolate mochas, watching the stars at EMU's observatory, park benches, local government, dreaming, Red Bull, the smell of fresh cut grass, rolling down hills, watching the clouds and realizing the Earth moves, cute colorful skirts, friends, playing pool at Will's, nights in Landes Park, merry-go-rounds, debating the UN at Applebee's, toasted tomato sandwiches, singing Janis Joplin on a warm fall morning while driving down a dirt path with Christine and Abi and a guitar on our way back from an impromptu camping trip, lazy Sunday mornings in bed with Shawn, painting everything, the Wharf parking lot at midnight, taking over the world, ....you know, the usual

I'd like to meet:

Johnny Depp (what girl wouldn't), all 3 members of Greenday, Uma Thurman, the President, NAPOLEON, and V.I. Lenin

Music:

Anything! But mostly Punk; Some of My Favorite Artists: Greenday, Gym Class Heroes, Rancid, Dead Kennedys, Me First and the Gimme Gimmies, Johnny Cash, Phantom Planet, Something Corporate, Sum-41, Harvey Danger, Brand New, Smashing Pumpkins, Motion City Soundtrack, Janis Joplin, Queen, Bad Religion, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Lynard Skynyrd, Guns and Roses, Aerosmith, The Alkaline Trio, Blink-182, Flogging Molly, They Might Be Giants, My Chemical Romance, Hawthorn Heights, The Offspring, Sublime, System of A Down, Tom Petty, Blind Melon, The All-American Rejects, The Verve Pipe, Coldplay, The Misfits, Fall Out Boy, and Thousand Foot Krutch (ok, so maybe they're christain)

Movies:

The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Full Metal Jacket, The Princess Bride, Nightmare Before Christmas, How the Grinch Stole Christmas (the TV special NOT the movie), Constantine, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill Vol.1 & 2, Alice and Wonderland, Napoleon Dynamite, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, SAW, SAW II, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, Indentity, and any and All Horror Movies, esp. The Shining

Television:

Two and a Half Men, Family Guy, Futurama, Monk, the Simpsons, Jeopardy, NCIS, and How I Met Your Mother

Books:

The Catcher in the Rye, A Long Day's Journey into Night, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Animal Farm, Rise of the Vulcans, Walk Two Moons, cheesy English detective novels, also anything written by Hunter S. Thompson

Heroes:

Aquaman, Holden Caulfield, Napoleon, and Aaron

My Blog

I really need time management skills

Ok, so I have a test tomorrow, a seven page paper due monday, and oh yeah, an exam on tues...ALL IN THE SAME CLASS!!! Not to mention I'm working most of this weekend and have to find time to pick up ...
Posted by Sam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Relativity

I've discovered the best example of relativity in the world...When I was with my boyfriend an hour seemed like a second...the time just flew by; but now that we're apart, seconds feel like hours....It...
Posted by Sam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

TERM PAPERS ARE EVIL!!!!

Ok, when you only have a class for 2 weeks, I think the requirement of a term paper is stupid. How am I supposed to focus on my studies, review for an exam, and research a pointless topic that I real...
Posted by Sam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bible Study Suicide

I have this theory or at least question that I wish I could discover the answer to...If you die of boredom in a Bible class, do you immediately go to Heaven? I think anyone who suffers through the on...
Posted by Sam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Funerals

Funerals are funny times...People you don't even know crawl out of the woodwork to say "I'm sorry." Sorry for what? You didn't do anything. It's not like you killed my loved one. And then you have...
Posted by Sam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Boredom Breeds World Conquerors

I'm sure that Napoleon was sitting in English class one day (or would it be French class?), bored outta his mind, when he decided to take over the world. I'm sure it was the in middle of some poetry ...
Posted by Sam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST