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"God doesn't play dice."
Albert Einstein

Current book: 13 Things That Don't Make Sense - Michael Brooks
Current Game: Resident Evil 5
Current Music: Mister B The Gentlemen Rhymer - Flattery Not Included

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04/04/09 - Driving Theory Test
07/05/09 - Alun Cochrane
09/05/09 - Farse
14/06/09 - Bill Bailey
12/09/09 - Dave Gorman
31/10/09 - Eddie Izzard

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Ten Word Gig Reviews: Ed Byrne

Ed Byrne: Class based humour that really struck a chord with me.B+
Posted by on Tue, 31 Mar 2009 13:30:00 GMT

Ten Word Gig Reviews: The Sword/Machine Head/Metallica

The Sword: Were probably great, but I was at the hotel, drinking.Machine Head: Muddy sound, dull to watch, Rob Flynn is a midget.Metallica: I'm clearly biased, but they're the best band I've seen.Over...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Mar 2009 13:24:00 GMT

Things from the Eighties that even JLC wouldn't want to bring back

Justin Lee Collins, AKA 'The one I don't neccesarily want to kick into the sun', fucking loves the '80s. I think that's fairly obvious to anyone who's ever heard the man talk for more than thirty seco...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Mar 2009 14:53:00 GMT

Alex Ferguson is a red faced mong.

After Saturday's rather spectacular drubbing at the hands of Liverpool, Alex Ferguson defended his crimson shirted millionaire's club by saying: "It is a hard one to take because I felt we were the be...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Mar 2009 14:08:00 GMT

Any other colour than black?

WE HAVE NUH-WAAHR.Speak properly, you fat lipped cunt.
Posted by on Sun, 15 Mar 2009 13:14:00 GMT

Ten Word Gig Reviews: Elis James/Rhod Gilbert

Elis James: Self effacing Welshman provides well researched Oswestry bashing fun.Rhod Gilbert: Camarthen born tirade of anger from a mind like mine.Overall: Two of the brightest stars in Welsh standup...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Mar 2009 11:43:00 GMT

Hit me, hit me...

Hit me with your potential unemployment stick, Moneysupermarket.That's right boys and girls, your favourite jumped up, sarcastic little shitbarn with delusions of grandeur is staring down the barrell ...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Mar 2009 15:14:00 GMT

What the fuck happened to Batman?

How did this:Become this?
Posted by on Mon, 09 Mar 2009 14:47:00 GMT

Maybe I'm Missing the Point...

...But it would seem that advertising really has reached an Orwellian dystopic climax. The more I consider it the more I think it's just some arch joke, but is that not almost exactly wh...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Mar 2009 11:11:00 GMT

Ten Word Gig Reviews: Flobots/Anti Flag/Rise Against

Flobots: Didn't fucking see them, the queue was far too long.Anti Flag: Punk rock babies throwing their toys out of their prams.Rise Against: Melodic hardcore masters give fans long set, perhaps too l...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Feb 2009 03:27:00 GMT