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Matty H

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Here's some moral advise from Matty H: NEVER STEAL, You're allowed to ask your housemate if you can steal one of their creme eggs from the fridge, but if they say no, don't; and if they say yes, it's not really stealing is it! Stealing is never allowed, and you should never do it. I don't know who you think you are, or who you think you're stealing from, but if you think stealing is an option, you're wrong. NEVER LIE, Sometimes you just have to lie. Like when you're Mom says, "What's in the bag." You're allowed to say drugs if it's her christmas present, but you're not allowed to lie if it's drugs. You're also not allowed to lie if it's stolen goods (which it shouldn't be). If it is stolen drugs, this means you've disobeyed one of Matty's rules. Just cause you've disobeyed one rule doesn't mean it's ok to disobey all rules. BACK TO LYING - if you've done something really bad that you regret, sometimes you're allowed to lie, but you should really say "I'd rather not talk about it." You're allowed to make mistakes, but a mistake made on purpose isn't a mistake. It's trying to bend matty's rules to suit yourself! OTHER INTERESTING RULES TO LOOK FOR: DON'T KILL PEOPLE; DON'T BITE PEOPLE; TRY NOT TO SPLASH OLD LADIES IN THE SWIMMING-POOL; BE NICE TO CATS AND DOGGYS EVEN IF SOME OF THEM ARE MEAN; DON'T SPREAD DISEASE; IF IT FEELS BAD TO YOU INSIDE (CONSCIENCE) DON'T DO IT; DANCE AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE; LAUGH MORE OFTEN THAN YOU DANCE; SLEEP IF YOU'RE TIRED; DON'T PUT FROGS OR SLUGS IN YOUR SISTER'S BED; DON'T TREAD ON ANTS UNLESS THEY'RE IN THE HOUSE; IF YOU DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, YOU'RE ALLOWED TO KISS PRETTY GIRLS; IF YOU DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND YOU'RE ALLOWED TO KISS HANDSOME BOYS; IF YOU'RE GAY, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO KISS ME; IF YOU GO TO BUY A FREDDO, A CHOMP OR A CURLY WURLY IS ALSO AN OPTION; If there are any rules i've missed out, please let me know. it would help loads. Thanks Matty H Here is some songs from my band: I will take you from this sickness, dinner parties and champagne. I'll hold your body and make it sing again.IF YOU HAVE THE TIME, WATCH (LISTEN TO) THIS VIDEO IT'S ONE OF THE BEST THINGS THERE IS..Hello there! I'm Matty H. I'm now 23 years of age and i'm studying philosophy at Birmingham university UK. I play guitar in State of Serenity , and my favourite colour is purple. I've been single for a million years now, and it sucks big time. I'd like to boast that my favourite band is pulp, but it's everyones: They just don't know it yet.Here is a bit aboot me :
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||| 53%
Stability |||||||||||||| 60%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 43%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 43%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||||||||||| 43%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Religious |||||||||| 36%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||| 23%
Conflict seeking || 10%
Need to dominate |||| 16%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 70%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Wealth |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Dependency |||||||||||| 43%
Change averse |||||||||||||| 56%
Cautiousness |||||||||| 36%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality || 10%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| 57%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||||||| 36%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 56%
Female cliche |||||||||||| 50% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

Playing guitar, gigging, giggling, going to gigs, going to giggles, going out to 9bar/eddies/subway and getting a few drinks in my system. I wouldn't really say it was one of my interests, but i wouldn't mind a pork bap right now! The 5best things in life are : PanterA; Pulp; Led Zeppelin; Marmite and Leffe

I'd like to meet:

Lots of people

Music:

I'm well into music. (listening and playing) My band is State of SerenityMy Fave Metal Bands:1.PanterA 2.Cradle Of Filth 3.Killswitch Engage 4.In Flames 5.Architects 6.Children Of Bodom 7.Sepultura 8.Avenged Sevenfold 9.Machine Head 10.Shadows FallMy Fave Indie Bands1.Pulp 2.Radiohead 3.Blur 4.The Killers 5.The Strokes 6.Suede 7.The Libertines 8.Kula Shaker 9.The Fratellis 10.The Kings Of LeonI also should mention - The Beatles, Black Sabbath, Deep Purple, Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, and Muse cause they're ace. Probably more i've missed out. xx

Movies:

Not really into movies. I like comedy - top secret, adventure - the goonies, love stories - romeo & juliette, scary - BrainDead, music - PanterA Vulgar Videos wooooo!

Television:

Not into TV either. I do have a bit of time for family guy, the simpsons and futurama though (in no order)

Books:

I like physics books, philosophy books, and story books )=0

Heroes:

Dimebag Darrell