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DJ Splitfire

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

If you don't know me too bad for you.

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My Interests

Stuff...START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
Who the fuck are you?: I'm your worst nightmare in your darkest dream.
Do you smoke?: Yes you dumb fuck.
Do you drink?: No I force pour.
Why are you here?: Cause i'm to board to do anything else.
Where do you work?: At a coffee shop
Where do you live?: I sprinkels (formaly known as Elgin)
If stranded on a island what 3 movies what would have?: Requiem for a dream, Poolhall Junkies, and some sort of porn.
What do you drive?: A kick ass Jeep.
Are you a good fuck?: I havn't had a complant yet and never will.
Do you give/take oral?: I take Oral just because i don't suck.
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People._____________________________________________________ _________Remember, remember, the 5th of November The Gunpowder Treason and plot; I know of no reason why Gunpowder Treason Should ever be forgot.Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes, 'Twas his intent. To blow up the King and the Parliament. Three score barrels of powder below. Poor old England to overthrow. By God's providence he was catch'd, With a dark lantern and burning matchHolloa boys, Holloa boys, let the bells ring Holloa boys, Holloa boys, God save the King!Hip hip Hoorah! Hip hip Hoorah!A penny loaf to feed ol'Pope, A farthing cheese to choke him. A pint of beer to rinse it down, A faggot of sticks to burn him. Burn him in a tub of tar,' Burn him like a blazing star. Burn his body from his head, Then we'll say: ol'Pope is dead.

Music:

boom boom boom aaaa chicky chicky.

Listen to my damn MP3 Player it took me forever to get it running rightCheck out this MySpace MP3 Player !

I'm a DJ at www.w00tradio.net If you don't believe me check it out.

Movies:

I'm in them.

Television:

Seen it wasn't very impressed.

Books:

Are for reading.

Heroes:

Any deaf-mute women that can bend over backwards and like her own ankles.

My Blog

another blog

to those that read this blog,i've moved back to san diego, i no longer live in elgin and will not be returning.i got tired of getting fucked by everyone i knew there and never getting the chance to do...
Posted by DJ Splitfire on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 12:41:00 PST

fat ppl of the world

yes fat ppl it is true health food will be you your down fall and i will be the one to unleash this furry on to your big blubbery asses
Posted by DJ Splitfire on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 07:28:00 PST

i'm back

So i have just be came single again but unlike some ppl i know i'm not going to sit there and bash here on the internet just because we broke up she knew it was coming hell we even talked about it and...
Posted by DJ Splitfire on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 05:18:00 PST

BLOGS ABOUT LINES

i hate blogs about hating lines, i hate reading about how they hate to stand in them, i hate it when the say the hate looking at them, and i espeicaly hate it when they hate sniffing them, genrally i ...
Posted by DJ Splitfire on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 05:27:00 PST

LINES

i hate lines, i hate standing in them, i hate looking at them, and i hate sniffing them. i just basicaly hate lines all togother
Posted by DJ Splitfire on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 05:17:00 PST

the angry blog

anger
Posted by DJ Splitfire on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 04:05:00 PST

check it out

i'm posting an angry blog now......
Posted by DJ Splitfire on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 04:04:00 PST

i rule old school

so i looked at my views today and saw i'm at 911 what a tragic day my world trade center calapssed and shit like that it made me cry for a sec
Posted by DJ Splitfire on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 12:25:00 PST

if only you knew

last night i went and saw stuper man which suched except the part were he got shot in the eye and the fact the we talked all the way threw it cause we were board (by we i mean ski and ol'girl) then we...
Posted by DJ Splitfire on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 02:58:00 PST

i like that shit

i don't write many blogs
Posted by DJ Splitfire on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 08:48:00 PST