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Jaclyn

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About Me

I can say Volkswagen in one burp.........
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Name: Jaclyn Victoria Gage
Birthdate: 8th February 1979
Birthplace: Minster on Shepp.
Current Location: At home, Halfway between the rich and the scum
Eye Color: Bluey Green
Hair Color: Blonde - yes it is real thank you
Height: 5ft 5.5
Weight: Too much
Piercings: Ears and Belly Button
Tatoos: Foot, Back, Neck
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Boyf called Kaj
Overused Phraze: "Eat Drink Milk" or "Absofuckinlutely"
FAVORITES
Food: Everything - I am a greedy cow
Candy: Jellys
Number: 69 - for obvious reasons
Color: Black, Black and more Black
Animal: Dog
Drink: Water
Alcohol Drink: Vodka, Red Wine and Beer
Bagel: No Sandwich
Letter: J for Jaclyn obviously Duh!!!!
Body Part on Opposite sex: Well im not with him for his cooking if you know what i mean!!
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: 2 grms
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Burgerking definately
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberrys and Cream or Watermelon Vodka
Hot tea or Ice tea: Hot Hot Hot
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Both
Kiss or Hug: Shag
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: Rock
Summer or Winter: Both
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: I do like a good flick
Love or Money: Money can buy you love, but love cant buy you a Prada Bag!!!
YOUR...
Bedtime: Bedtime isnt for sleeping if you know what I mean (nudge, nudge, wink, wink)!!??
Most Missed Memory: Money - before having a mortgage
Best phyiscal feature: I havent got any tits so it'll have to be my eyes :(
First Thought Waking Up: I fucking hate work!
Goal for this year: To be happy
Best Friends: Kaj, Sophie, Kerry, Amy plus many more
Weakness: Im too patient
Fears: Growing Old
Heritage: Sheernasty
Longest relationship: 5 years - what a waste of time that was.
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Yup
Ever Smoked: Yup
Pot: Yup - my mum doesnt now so keep that one quiet
Ever been Drunk: I think so, i cant remember
Ever been beaten up: They wouldnt dare!!
Ever beaten someone up: Nahhhhh, im a softie really
Ever Shoplifted: Gummy Bear - pikey!
Ever Skinny Dipped: You must be joking, you havent seem me naked.
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Nahhh - i like the cock see......
Been Dumped Lately: He couldn't live without me.
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: All i ask for is 2 eyes
Favorite Hair Color: Dont mind, as long as hes not Ginger!
Short or Long: Long
Height: Taller than me
Style: Indivudual, but not in a Des Kay kinda way. "Wicky Woo!"
Looks or Personality: Do they have both then??????
Hot or Cute Hot
Drugs and Alcohol: Depends on the tipple
Muscular or Really Skinny: Have you seen Kaj??
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: None, never have regrets only experiences
What country do you want to Visit: Queenborough - just to see if the Rumors are true
How do you want to Die: I dont.
Been to the Mall Lately: If you mean Blue Water - all the time.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love 'em
Get along with your Parents: My ma and pop are the best in the world
Health Freak: About 2-3 times a week
Do you think your Attractive: Absofuckinlutely
Believe in Yourself: No-one else will
Want to go to College: Too old for that shite
Do you Smoke: Only when drinking
Do you Drink: Of course
Shower Daily: Golden??
Been in Love: I am now!
Do you Sing: Like an Angel
Want to get Married: Just waiting for him to get his ring out!
Do you want Children: Liam and Eve
Have your future kids names planned out: See above
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: 30
Hate anyone: Only girls who are skinnier and taller than me. Fucking Bitches!!!!
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