Being alive is great, or how I gave Satan the finger. |
Not being dead is great, or how I gave satan the finger.So the Atomic Stoner was not dead after all, which was actually kind of cool, being dead was stupid and hell really looked bad, shit, it smelled...
Posted by The Atomic Stoner on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:36:00 PST |
Escaping from hell is not as easy as it sounds. |
Hell ain't a bad place Iron Maiden once said, it was obvious they were never there. Hell sucked ass in a big way. It was hot as... uhh, hell, it smelled like rotten eggs, and everybody was down in the...
Posted by The Atomic Stoner on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 10:47:00 PST |
A slice of life, and clamatos for everybody!! |
As everybody knows, a clamato is an alcoholic bevarage made from clam and tomato juice spiced up with hot sauce, meat tendericer and salt. The most important ingredient is of course hard liquor, eithe...
Posted by The Atomic Stoner on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 12:16:00 PST |
Everybody must die, but not today. |
He woke up with an awful headache and unable to move. Everything was dark and apparently he was upside down, he felt cold, wet and scared, but besides that the situation pretty much sucked. He had a v...
Posted by The Atomic Stoner on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 08:53:00 PST |
The Hunt for the Atomic Stoner, a tale of woe. |
Being on the run was kind of fun. He was an outlaw so he could pretty much do anything he wanted, so he did. He stole clothes from a farm clothesline, he stole a pie cooling of from a window sill, he ...
Posted by The Atomic Stoner on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 09:55:00 PST |
The hoax, the ho and the asshole. |
Mexico City was a freaking cesspool, full of crime and misery and good spanish restaurants. It was also noisy, polluted, dirty, unfriendly and unhappy, but besides that, it wasn't all that atractive. ...
Posted by The Atomic Stoner on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 05:04:00 PST |
Coming on hard times and the Man who loved too much. Part V |
Things couldn't have been weirder, life was moving at a slow, drunken pace, and the Atomic Stoners was feeling great. Living in the woods really cleared his head, his lungs and unfortunatelly his wall...
Posted by The Atomic Stoner on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 11:53:00 PST |
Donuts & Atifreeze. Part IV |
It couldn't have been later than late, late November, probably around Christmass, and things gradually began to slow down for the Atomic Stoner, so he decided this would be a good time to have a slig...
Posted by The Atomic Stoner on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 11:17:00 PST |
In the wake of the Atomic Stoner or How I came to wish them well. Part III |
It was the summer of some non descript year and the weather was mildly dry and kind of humid. Things all over the world were going straight to the crapper and somebody had given an Oscar to Halle Berr...
Posted by The Atomic Stoner on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 09:32:00 PST |
The Atomic Stoner goes ballistic. ( A love story) Part II |
Raised by catholic fighting monks, The Atomic Stoner was trained since birth to become the ultimate fighting champion. Unfortunatelly he pretty much sucked at it and had to cease by the time he turned...
Posted by The Atomic Stoner on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 12:09:00 PST |
