How about I tell you who I DON'T want to meet: Gross old men, porn stars, scary looking people, and jerks. Also, I don't care how good you think your band is, stop trying to get me to add you. I don't listen to freaking death metal and I'm definitely NOT flying out to freaking Connecticut to watch you play in some dump, so just leave me alone.
My Momma and my Dad and all four of my brothers.