You like her?
I do, but I don't want
to hear the guys.
Fuck them. Half of them
are gonna end up dead or in jail.
Nobody cares.
All that matters
is what's good for you...
and how you feel
about each other.
Let me tell you something.
When you're alone,
late at night in bed...
just you and her
under the covers...
that's all that matters.
You got to do what your heart
tells you to do.
I'll tell you something.
You're only allowed three
great women in your lifetime.
They come along like great
fighters, once every ten years.
Rocky Marciano.
Sugar Ray Robinson. Joe Louis.
Sometimes you get them
all at once.
Me? I had my three
when I was 16. That happens.
What are you gonna do?
That's the way it goes, you know?
Tell you right now.
See this girl?
Maybe this girl
puts wind in your sails.
Maybe she's
your first great one.
Thanks, Sonny.
I think I'll go for it.
- Is she a good kid?
- I just met her. I hope so.
Tomorrow you borrow my car.
- You don't lend it to anybody.
- I'll lend it to you.
I want you to make
a good impression.
You borrow my car,
and you give her the test.
The "Mario test"?
Mario's a psycho.
Why do you listen to him?
Give her my test,
the door test.
- What's that?
- Listen to me.
You pull up
right where she is.
Before you get out of the car,
lock both doors.
You get out of the car,
you walk over to her.
You bring her over to the car.
You take out the key, unlock it,
open the door for her.
You let her get in.
Then you close the door for her.
You walk behind the car and
look through the rear window.
If she doesn't reach over and
lift up that button for you...
so you can get in,
dump her.
- Just like that?
- Listen to me, kid.
If she doesn't reach over,
lift up that button for you...
she's a selfish broad and all
you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg.
You dump her fast.
What about the beautiful things
you just told me?
Do what my heart tells me to do.
Find someone to put wind in my
sails. She could be a great one.
Bullshit, kid.
The door test is what counts.
You dump her,
and you dump her fast.
- Dump her?
- Dump her.
I'd like to meet:
I'm blessed with so many great friends that I cant even keep up with them all. Sometimes I hate meeting new people but I think that's just my way of keeping the people that matter to me close. Otherwise, I like anyone that's cool. I would do anything for the people I care about so as Johnny Cash would say 'I keep a close watch on this heart of mine'.
Music:
I'm open to anything.
"Eh, hay Hoff.... you ain't, you ain't have no, uh
You ain't have no motherfuckin seat on your, on your bicycle Now you, uh, the head of black music"
Movies:
Old School, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Dumb & Dumber, A Bronx Tale, Collateral, I Am Sam, Casino, Go, American Pie, Half baked & a ton more. I pretty much like funny movies because I don't have the attention span for anything else.
Television:
Family Guy, The Simpsons,
Books:
Recommend something to me!
Heroes:
Mom, & Dad, Rev Run, Russell Simmons, Hulk Hogan, Kurt Angle, Bradley Nowell, Johnny Knoxville, Kevin Lyman, Devin Hester, Anyone who has worked hard and made a life for themself
