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My life is only extrordinary(I suck at spelling), in it's absolute normalsy (probably not a word). Raised by wolves in north central Indonesia, I was accidentally shipped to the US aboard a textiles freighter(the memories are simply painful). Raised by a corrupt government agent, I made a name for myself selling Former Russian Test Science Monkey's on the black market... After making millions, I lost it all to a poorly played game of UNO. *Sound of tires screeching* THAT life would be interesting. As for me, I was born and raised in IDAHO. Got decent Grades, played in the marching band, worked on the school paper, was in a band with my brother and our friend. I was a pizza delivery guy for a few years, co-franchised a pizza place. Got married when I was 22, had a couple kids, I work as a manager at a national restaurant chain, and so on and so on. I don't say this as some kind of Woes Me! I've enjoyed my life, I've had lots of friends, met lots of great people, and I've got literally hundreds of stories to tell my kids, or anyone else that might listen. Well, enough about me... wait, that is the point of this section I guess. Onto the next.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

ME, and not like some clone or other version. I'm not saying that concitedly either (ie, I'm so great I'd want to hang out with myself). I mean I'd like to see me as others see me. What do I really look like when I make a face, say the right thing, the wrong thing, when I get angry, happy, sad, tired. Hopefully that makes sense to one or two people.

My Blog

"AND IN THIS CORNER!"

So, really quick. I know a guy from work that promotes wrestling shows (like the WWE but about 1000 times smaller). So I got an e-mail from him awhile back asking if I could be the ...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 22:46:00 GMT

Does Anyone Else See Something Wrong With This?

So, here is the set up. Tonight I saw a bulletin posted by one of my sisters that was basically a list of about 900+ names of people who had reposted the paragraph that you will find below. ...
Posted by on Thu, 03 May 2007 21:40:00 GMT

Home is Where Your Spleen Is....

So if those on my short list of friends hadn't noticed by now, I post Blogs that generally have to do with my life, and that's pretty much it. Its not that I find other stuff boring, or that I'm...
Posted by on Thu, 03 May 2007 07:55:00 GMT

The Evil Demon Crickets of Deleware.

In continuing my blogs of stories I can tell as effectively online as I can in person I give you this brief nugget. It comes from the time that we spent living in a 200 year old house in D...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 16:38:00 GMT

WHY THE SPLEEN?

People often ask me why I say SPLEEN so much... The answer is actually quite simple. SPLEEN sounds funny without being offensive. There are lots of other body parts that I could simply blu...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 18:52:00 GMT

The Ramblings of a Lunatic (Did I Spell That Right?)

Thinking... A Dangerous and Yet Highly Necessary Function of Our Human Existance. Not That the act of Thinking is Per Sey Dangerous... Its the thoughts That can come from Thinking that Can...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 21:06:00 GMT

The Day I Helped Clean Up After a Murder!

So, Some of those who may read this post will have already heard this story. I'd put it in my Top 10 Favorite Stories that I tell people. It is, probably only one out of 2 or 3 of th...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 19:31:00 GMT

Totally Random Crap That I've heard this week!

So, during any given week at work, home, or where ever, you tend to either be part of, or simply listen in on, numerous conversations. The following are some extremely random things that I...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 22:59:00 GMT

The Four C's

Hola Mi Amigos and Amigas! I was just goofing off on my cpu this morning and had what can only be described as a VERY random thought. When you've been in management as long as I have...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 05:50:00 GMT

Of Hamster's and Men

Last Night our Family lost one of its youngest members. Silver Anne our dwarf hamster passed away of an apparent heart attack. As luck would have it, I noticed her in her cage...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 05:24:00 GMT