Before we begin, remember this:
Chuck Norris doesnt sleep, he waits
Chuck Norris doesnt have a chin under his beard, just another fist.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter
I am the Forth Earl of Chester and I invented the tweed egg whisk. Basically, I was kidnapped and forced to live in Pontypridd for three years where I was chained to a Woolworths sign and left to be barked at by the local people. One stormy night, I stole an award winning 5 meter diameter ball of Dutch Edam cheese. I rolled into the river Taff and floated towards Cardiff. I made my way west until I carved a burrow for myself in Llanelli. I travel every day to Tenby in the hopes of securing another giant block of cheese and floating across the Atlantic to Canada where I shall live in a protected colony of Moose. My best friend is Reginald - he is a small monkey who I dress in a waistcoat and a Fez hat. He does exist - he really does - people have accused me of making this up. These people obviously do not understand the social intricacies of Devonshire life.
On a more personal note, we should follow the example of the people in the village of Geschnitsen in Austria and banish cars. They should be replaced by eggs that are powered by the cosmic vibration of Bees. This is good for the environment and honey production - good for trees and bees.
Your results:
You are Spider-Man
Spider-Man 75%
Robin 75%
Superman 70%
The Flash 70%
Hulk 60%
Iron Man 60%
Green Lantern 55%
Supergirl 53%
Wonder Woman 38%
Batman 35%
Catwoman 30% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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