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I am here for Friends

About Me

Not you.Looking for wrong in all the loved places.Domestique or Imported?Chocolate!!!!Aggressive pacifist.Modern day malcontent.Post teenage angst.To imbibe or embezzle? That is the question.Astral projection of a transparency that won't go home.Still life animated, one cell at a time.Not a robot.Stupid hair.I've got old news for people ahead of the times.Worst. Myspace. Friend. Ever!Read between the lines..... there's nothing there.Eating crazy food to have crazy dreams.Professional Amateur

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

True believers,and the people who are visiting my page that aren't my friends already, seriously, who are you and why aren't we friends. People who don't post lame bulletins. People who can put a fire under my ass to truly get me moving!

My Blog

When you sleep...

So I've been dreading dreams for a while, the blackness of a fitful and uninspired sleep preferable to the tormenting dreams of the mundane.For the last month and a half most of my dreams are just awk...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Apr 2009 21:20:00 GMT

I'm not a cool guy...

So I went out to catch up with a friend I haven't seen in a while on Saturday night. So we meet at one of the local nightclubs, and we're chatting at the bar, enjoying the calm before the storm that i...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Mar 2009 14:07:00 GMT

Television, I know it's not your fault, but I blame you anyways

I'm really perturbed right now. A virtual prisoner inĀ  my room. You see, the living room has become off limits. Not by mandate but by actions.As soon as the TV gets turned on human conversation ends, ...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Mar 2009 12:12:00 GMT

We're never going home!

As usual I had typed out some heartfelt shit to get the hate out of my heart, but computers are clearly smarter and preemptively delete that shit for me. Word!Long story short, I got back from the bar...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Mar 2009 01:54:00 GMT

Through the looking glass, or How I learned to eat gravel

So I've been dirt ass broke for like a month now. Bored and eager for a taste of speed, I scrounged and borrowed the whole $2.38 to buy a new spoke and nipple for my broken wheel. I spent 3 hours or s...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 15:41:00 GMT

Fuck yo ranch!

Ranch dressing is vile, and you know this. Even if you don't want to admit it. No condiment that overpowering is valid. You really didn't like whatever your eating THAT much if you felt compelled to h...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 06:13:00 GMT

I don’t get it?

There's a world of cocktail dresses and guys posturing in button up shirts. It all reeks of sophistcation but then again it doesn't. I don't know if it's just this town or what. There's nightclubs and...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 01:34:00 GMT

The Reality

It's been about a month since my last ramblings. I have to say on one hand I have never been more thrilled. On the other hand though, it's frustrating to see your life just out of your reach. I know n...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 22:48:00 GMT

Can no life mean a new life?

So july is here, I am one week into my new part time job (hopefully full time) I am totally in love with the whole experince of opening a new store with a realtively new company and I think that so fa...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 23:30:00 GMT

the rules of communication

1: yes really doesn't mean yes. pay close attention to body language. i tried a little experiment for a while, and that was "just ask and see what they say" every time someone said yes i went with it....
Posted by on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 01:35:00 GMT