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Monroe Slim(e)

About Me

The Beginning
There is only one way to begin
The impossible way
The way in which all that is began
From nothing
To know no thing
To know no limit
To have no thing
To have no order
To realize that which can be written will fail
because without eyes it cannot be read
To realize that which can be spoken will fail
because infinity has no walls to echo upon
Where did you sleep last night (cover)

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The Sun Will Shine

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Take-Out Menus and Dining Guide for Monroe, MI

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 07/11/2006
Band Website: www.tokenwhiteboy.com/512
Band Members: Michael Vanderpool
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: P to the O
Birthday: march
Birthplace: mercy
Current Location: couch
Eye Color: bright
Hair Color: Getting grey
Height: 6 - 4
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: snow
Your Weakness: love
Your Fears: invisible sharks
Your Perfect Pizza: dipped in coke
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: come up with some goals
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: wanna cyber?
Thoughts First Waking Up: still got it
Your Best Physical Feature: epidermis
Your Bedtime: now
Your Most Missed Memory: no
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: wendys
Single or Group Dates: single date, group sex
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: long island
Chocolate or Vanilla: swirl
Cappuccino or Coffee: expresso
Do you Smoke: when i want to
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: yes
Do you Shower Daily: no
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: maybe
Do you belive in yourself: i think, therefore i am
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: i am a sexy bitch
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: oh yeah
Do you play an Instrument: does the skin flute count?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yep
In the past month have you Smoked: yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yep
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: yep
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: does the bathtub count?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only hearts
Ever been Drunk: yep
Ever been called a Tease: yep
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: yep
How do you want to Die: with a drink in one hand, a cigarette in the other, and my cock in another
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: naked
What country would you most like to Visit: new zealand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: like my
Favourite Hair Color: dad says,
Short or Long Hair: i'm like jesus
Height: i love
Weight: them all
Best Clothing Style: 50s
Number of Drugs I have taken: three or four
Number of CDs I own: 32.8
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: one
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none

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Influences: The Beatles, Eric Clapton (and every group or singer he's ever been assoicated with), B.B. King, Al Brousard, Louis Armstrong, Bix Beiderbeck, Radiohead, Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins, Waylan Jennings, Willie Nelson, Chicago, The Doors, Notorious BIG, Eminem, Jay-Z, Lionel Ritchie, Faith No More, Bon Jovi, Poison, Guns and Roses
Sounds Like: A turd splashing in the toilet.
Record Label: Unsigned

My Blog

rules...

1. Don't drag me out to the dance floor. If you ask me to dance and I say yes, you don't have to lead me like a puppy out there. I'm a gentleman, I will lead you out there.2. Don't dance like a freaki...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Mar 2010 21:36:00 GMT

mystify putyourf**kinghandsup rough cut

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z49HNKA9lWc
Posted by on Mon, 18 May 2009 06:46:00 GMT

Sunset on Longboat Key, Florida

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOqAF2PknbM
Posted by on Fri, 24 Apr 2009 02:20:00 GMT

wasting...

like black limbs stretched thin against a purple skyknuckled and coldspread across the wasting of white snowscapesa wind unsettled -biting and clawingthrough clothe and skinto bonewasting beneath the ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jan 2009 09:59:00 GMT

poke her...

99 times out of 100 play JJ and lower like it's the loser..There are no 100 out of 100 rules except this...never, ever chase unless you are all-in...and never ever chase all-inmore to come...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jan 2009 02:31:00 GMT

love like winter... (I stole the title from AFI)

we are all brokenburied beneath the brown brittle leavesleft after the fall'til winter comesand piles upon us dancing shards of glassbegging for some lightto reflect uponand though this songmay be not...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jan 2009 01:00:00 GMT

Real Men Do Stand Up

Real Men Tell Jokes Standing Up12/23/08By Michael J Vanderpool533 words.Sometime during the fourth quarter of the Lions' game against the Minnesota Vikings, after Detroit's defense put up another lack...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Dec 2008 23:54:00 GMT

race...

"I'm causin' no trouble for you babythis story just can't be true, babyhow can I convince you, babybut just tell you the truth"Livin' for You, Al GreenMarch 20, 1981 - 27 years ago and within my lifet...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 08:25:00 GMT

stimuli...

So I watched Bernake answer Congress today and to say the least I am more afraid of him than McCain and Obama combined.His policies and the $700 billion bailout will only lead to consolidation within ...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 22:32:00 GMT

anyone for tennis?

The Mortgage CrisisSeems like there are a scarce few people in the world I can discuss politics and religion with, debate both sides and not end up in a screaming match - my mother, sweet baby James s...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 23:58:00 GMT