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Fake Plastic Love

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About Me



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The name's Kat. I work. I have a son, but has been adopted and yes I see him once a month. I live a drama free life, so long as the donor stays away. I still like to go out and have fun. I like to read, crochet go to the movies (horror is my favorite), museums, theater. I also like working on my car, when I can. I do all of my own car maintenance and some minor repairs. I did have a 1985 Olds Delta 88 which took a shit in May of 07 and has been sent to the grave yard (I'll miss you Bessy!!! 3) But now I'm crusin a 2001 Chevy S10, sportin a tool box in the back! It's the newest car I've had in like five years and it's still a seven year old truck! lol I like being active. I work a lot and I like my job. I'm workin in an office now, so I gotta hit the gym a few times a week just to be a descent lookin fat chic. lol

My Interests







I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet a guy that doesn't walk around with his head or a stick up his ass. I'd like to meet a guy that can actually hold an intelligent, even argumentative, conversation with me. A guy that talks about his weiner and the fantasies he has about me and him gettin it on do NOT make the cut. (If this is you, turn away now). Someone that's not over-zealous on the hair gel, a little goes a long way. Someone who has some form of gainful, LEGAL employment. Scratchin' yer nuts and/or buttcrack does not apply. If these things apply to you, feel free to "holler" at me, haha. If this is not you, don't waste my precious time trying to convince me that yer the guy I should be gettin it on with. Oh yeah, and the "I'm gonna be a star someday with my no-talent rapping ass, livin in my momma's basement, smokin weed to ease the pain of walking to the corner store for a pack of smokes" need not apply either. Have a nice day!

Your Seduction Style: Au Natural
You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it.
That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power!
The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism.

You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world.
Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in.
You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you?

You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways.
Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you.
As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you. What Kind of Seducer Are You?
You are 100% Gemini
How much do you match your zodiac sign?
You Are A Fig Tree
You are very independent and strong minded.A hard worker when you want to be, you play hard too.You are honest and loyal. You hate contradiction or arguments.You love life, and you live for your friends, children, and animals.A great sense of humor, artistic talent, and intelligence are all gifts you possess. What is Your Celtic Horoscope?

Your Birthdate: June 17
You tend to find yourself lucky - both in business and in life.
And while being wealthy is nice, you enjoy sharing your abundance with others.
You put your luck to good use: you are very ambitious and goal oriented.
Often times, you get over excited and take on more than you can manage.

Your strength: Your ability to make your own luck

Your weakness: Thinking you can do it all

Your power color: Bronze

Your power symbol: Half Moon

Your power month: August What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
Kat will go to jail for ...

Using your dildo as a weapon of mass destruction

'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com

Music:

I love ALL kinds of music except for a majority of hip hop and pop country music. I dig bluegrass, classical, opera, musical show tunes, heavy metal, hardcore, punk, old skool rap, anything acoustic is awesome, and lets not forget the oldies, classic rock, and the 80's.

Movies:



Television:



Books:

Medieval/Renassaince novels, novels by female authors, history books, books on ancient civilizations, and classical mythology, "The Few and the Proud: Marine Corps Drill Instructors in their Own Words."

I've always said it before MATH is a UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE muahahaha bishes!

Heroes:



My Blog

WHY? Because I gotta.....

....get the hell outta dodge!  I have finally made a decision.  I'm gonna go to Blairsville, PA to go to school to be an auto mechanic and build street rods.  There's a school out ...
Posted by Fake Plastic Love on Sun, 25 May 2008 07:05:00 PST

Ladies and Boys...........

Jack is a lil pistol!  My goodness, my boy is STILL sportin the mowhawk as you can see.  He's crawling EVERYWHERE.  He's trying to walk, but for now uses the furniture to support himsel...
Posted by Fake Plastic Love on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 03:52:00 PST

The true measure of lunacy....

.....is how many times you can call someone else a lunatic, so yeah that great guy i told yall about, not so fuckin great, i asked one question, ONE FUCKIN SIMPLE QUESTION, "so have you told anyone ab...
Posted by Fake Plastic Love on Tue, 29 May 2007 11:40:00 PST

50 Mistakes made by Women during Sex

50 Mistakes Made by women in bed..... The Politics of Fuckingaka50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't...
Posted by Fake Plastic Love on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 02:05:00 PST

STOP BLAMING MYSPACE!

My Buddy Dewie writes on 5-22-06: Anybody happen to catch Nightline the other night on ABC? In case you didn't, one of the hot topics discussed was MySpace. It is no secret to anyone who reads the new...
Posted by Fake Plastic Love on Mon, 22 May 2006 08:40:00 PST

Smile =0)

So, things are getting better finally.  I had an excellent mardi gras of course, hehe.  I was a bad kitty.  I won't go into any great details, but let's just say I earned every last one...
Posted by Fake Plastic Love on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 03:10:00 PST

Aaron James Avery Kuyper

I buried my cousin on friday; he was just barely 21.  I still can't believe that he's gone.  I watched them close the casket and saw him to the cemetary to be laid to rest and still doesn't ...
Posted by Fake Plastic Love on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 06:43:00 PST