the kid from the old HBA ad 'crocodile bit me in half, pieces, and then my head went that way, and my legs went that way!'
i want to meet him just to laugh at him in the face coz of his blatant lies
also... i have already met him!!! its me im am the nicest guy i have ever met :) when im with me i cant help but smile or laugh :D we have so much in commen i have an awesome personality am really funny and cute :) i care so much about me. and that just makes me feel really safe, even if im not with me. when im not with me i miss me tunz, and when im with me i can stop looking at me and watching me smile and say what! :D we have so much fun together :D we can tell each other everything, no matter what its about. i dont no how to describe how much i love me coz words cant you have completed my heart i love you with every heart beat babe!
...all lies