I'm really 1.5 years old. Haha!
I like crinkley balls, peeing in the litter when my mom is trying to clean it (heheh), crawling under blankets, knocking things over, watching the neighbour work in her back yard, CHASING MICE! (but Mom won't let me play with them, she's a stupid jerk who takes them away and sets them free down the block!), napping in my cat bed or on my mom's bed, luring humans in with my cuteness and then attacking them, i LOVE playing with water. CHASING ALLY!!! OMG!!!
My favourite foods are: canned kitty foods, chickpeas!!! mm! coconut milk, tortilla chips, broccoli, canned beans, crackers, I'll try a lot of different things.
Once I ran away for a couple of hours and wandered around the neighbour's garden. Then Mom and Dad found me but I couldn't figure out how to get back over the fence so Dad stood on a chair and used his long arms to scoop me up. I was pretty freaked out, but I'd totally do it again some time.
The first human mom I had was a jerk. I lived with her for two months before she took me to the Toronto humane society. She told everyone that I was really vicious and was attacking her and her baby. I just though we were playing! She never paid any attention to me and didn't know ANYTHING about me and what I like. Because she said mean things about me no one else wanted to take me home. Other kittens were coming and going through the humane society but none of them picked me. Then one day Michelle and Ryan came and almost adopted an older female cat because someone told her that because she already had a female cat it would be bad to bring in a male cat. The worker said if the male cat was younger (like me!) then it would be okay and even after reading about how mean of a cat I supposedly was, they adopted me anyway! Hooray! That was when I was four months old.
I can get really hyper active sometimes, but it usually makes people laugh. One time I accidentally gashed Nick in the head and that really caught me off guard. Nick was a good dude about though. He gets me.
I live with Michelle, Dan, Alex, Alexis and Ally (my adopted cat sister).
Dan is kind of a jerk to me, but whatever. Alex is pretty cool. Alexis is nice too but is more into cuddling than playing (that's why he hangs out with Ally more).
