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A shitstorm whirlwind in your worst nightmare

and he's hung like a 5 year old.

About Me



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My Interests

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..Revel in pleasure while your life endures
And deck your head with myrrh. Be richly clad
In white and perfumed linen; like the gods
Anointed be; and never weary grow
In eager quest of what your heard desires -
Do as it prompts you...
-- Lay of the Harpist ..

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Books:

Stephen Kings, Insomnia. It's a hella thick book but I still think it's one of the best books ever written. I read all of Stephen Kings books, he is an awesome author.

My Blog

Motherhood

So Damien is two weeks old now. Sleep is hard to come by. He's awake most of the night. He has his daddys sleep schedule. Damn. He's been fussy the past couple of days. His nose is stuffy so wev'e be...
Posted by My baby will kick your baby's ass!!! on Thu, 03 May 2007 06:40:00 PST

Let the chaos begin!!!!

He's here!!! Baby Damien was born April 16,2007 at 11:52 P.M. weighing in at a wonderful 8lbs. 11o.z. He is an angel. So this is the story, I had a regular Dr. apt. Monday morning (the 16th) I had bee...
Posted by My baby will kick your baby's ass!!! on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 12:33:00 PST

New House

So we finally got our house!! Yay! We are both very excited (and tired), especially Marshmallow. He's been Mr. Fix it the past couple of days. So moving was very hectic, everyone was stressed and we h...
Posted by My baby will kick your baby's ass!!! on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 07:52:00 PST

Just an Update

Me and the Mallow have found a home!!! It is in Lorain near Sheffield Lake. We are excited. I can't wait to move in. It's going to be cutting it pretty close with the baby just around the corner, but ...
Posted by My baby will kick your baby's ass!!! on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 07:26:00 PST

Survey Says......

It's a boy!!!!!!
Posted by My baby will kick your baby's ass!!! on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:44:00 PST

Give me a woop woop!!

Just so everybody knows. I get to find out the sex of the baby on January 8th!! I'm excited! I will definatly post a blog about it. Untill then, stay clasy bitches!!
Posted by My baby will kick your baby's ass!!! on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 03:10:00 PST

The world keeps spinning

So yesterday I hit the halfway mark of the pregnancy. YAY!!! Morning sickness is subsiding. My stomach is starting to expand. I feel it all the time. Umm... in other news, I'm finally furthering my ed...
Posted by My baby will kick your baby's ass!!! on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:22:00 PST

Bloggy bloggy blog

I drank milk today that expired Dec. 3. Ummm..... I've been really tired lately. As far as I know the babys' doin ok. Lowes won't let marshmallow take the 12th off to come to the ultrasound in toledo...
Posted by My baby will kick your baby's ass!!! on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 12:06:00 PST

Just another blog

Sooooo.... not too much going on. Just got off work and winding down a little. I've been sick since yesterday and I still had to go in to work. Blahhh. In baby news, the doctor says everything is comi...
Posted by My baby will kick your baby's ass!!! on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 08:16:00 PST

Update

So I had a dream this morning that I fucked an alien for 50 dollars. Weird huh? I told Marshmallow about it and he laughed at me and posted it in his blog.  Ummmm... yeah, I really need to get la...
Posted by My baby will kick your baby's ass!!! on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 07:33:00 PST