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Someday I'll get back to writing daily blogs, but for now I have a life. I aquired it recently. I call it a Nintendo Wii. I also took up raquetball again. I haven't played in 8 ...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 19:44:00 GMT |
you are only cool if you were the last person on earth. |
Only when you have mastered your own universe, can you walk around strutting your shit. Look at He-man for example. When he was Adam, he was like Clark Kent, clumsy and nearly useless....
Posted by on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 20:02:00 GMT |
Save your dirty laundry for some other time. |
I've been slacking lately. There is nothing wrong with slacking every once and a while. You just can't forget to do the more important things in life. Like feeding your pets or your ...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 12:08:00 GMT |
nice beaver. |
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a would chuck would chuck wood? I don't know, I've always had a thing for beavers.
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 21:21:00 GMT |
"Dad, can I go Wii Wii." |
There is nothing wrong with neglecting your children when you play the new Nintendo Wii all day long. I feel like I am forgetting to do something today. Oh yeah, feed the kids. ...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 20:59:00 GMT |
Are you going to smoke that? |
Drugs are for idiots. You'd have to be a dip-shit to do drugs. If you were smart you would know better but your mom was dumb when she was pregnant with you and that is why you turned out the way...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 20:35:00 GMT |
Huh? |
Is it considered a bad day when nothing inspires you to write a blog? I didn't have anyone flick me off. I didn't cut myself shaving, infact, I didn't shave at all today. I found both...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 17:56:00 GMT |
Hey Al, what am I doing here in 1977? "Oh boy!" |
Time travel can be fun but it can also be very dangerous, just look at Sam Beckett. He has been leapping around for years changing peoples lives for the better. I wonder if he ev...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 11:58:00 GMT |
Do you finger flick you mom with that finger? |
Everyday millions of drivers get flicked off by millions of other drivers. Some drivers are just too finger flicking happy. Thirty percent of most finger flicks is because some asshole is j...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 12:25:00 GMT |
a real i sore, you are. |
Blurring you eyes when looking at someone ugly can really change your perspective. So next time you look in the mirror, blur your eyes and you'll see what I mean, Ugly.
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 22:01:00 GMT |
