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I am here for Friends

About Me

yea if you're having to read this you're not really a friend of mine anyway, but if you're a pedophile i'll be glad to help you out:
my name is gofa kyurself, and i live on 7448 jack cough road. my phone number is 382-5633. if you like young helpless asian boys then i'm the victim for you. i'm often alone in dark alleyways for no reason whatsoever. get off my profile you freak.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

bill amend

and stephan pastis

and whoever makes "vg cats" because they're freaking hilarious

My Blog

A Question...

Why does the Bible consider suicide a sin? If someone's life is shitty in every way possible, why is that person not allowed to escape it?
Posted by on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 01:53:00 GMT

Harry Potter and the Something Something Something

It was Monday, which meant an early morning Divination class for the Gryffindors. As usual, Harry, Hermione and Ron and the rest of their classmates trooped up the stairs to the room. When they arrive...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 16:47:00 GMT

How to Be a Proper Texas Driver

it's not that hard. you just have to have no brains, sanity or common sense whatsoever1. before you can start being a proper texas driver, you need to get your vehicle. make sure it is something big l...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 00:12:00 GMT

Twilight II: Shelbenstein

Curse you Shelby for making me make this Timmy was sleeping peacefully when a loud noise blasted in his ear. "GET THE $@! UP, YOU SON-OF-A-*****!" yelled his mom in his ear through a megaphone....
Posted by on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 20:04:00 GMT

A Story VI

What I think is the best one.    First, boy and girl will go skydiving out of a hydroplane. Girl will go first, and her parachute will open, and she will land right on target. Boy will...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 00:12:00 GMT

A Story V

    First, boy and girl will attend an art class. They will both be told to paint their favorite things in the whole wiiiiiiiiiiiiide world. So girl will paint boy, but boy will paint b...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 00:10:00 GMT

A Story II

             It's my second weird story! Read "A Story I" if you don't know what the heck this is.        ...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 18:20:00 GMT

A Story I

             OK, this is a story I made up based on my effed up imagination of how my friend's relationship would end up. Read only if you are ver...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 21:15:00 GMT