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About Me


Hi, I'm Dan. I play a headless guitar. I finger pick and my pinky wishes it had a string t pluck. I make sweet, sweet music with Marsha, she is awesome. I make weird noises that some people think are cute. I can say, "OH YEEEEAAAAAAH!" just like the Kool-aid man. I like to get in my friends pants any chance I can get, even all day at school! I don't like dicks. And I'm as gay as a rail, but in no way, shape or form am I the least bit homosexual. I like my little camera. I make cute faces. I'm incredib;y nice to people, even when they don't fucking deserve it. I go to the career center for Multimedia Design cuz I'm just sweet like that. My dad wants to help my buy tight pants with a roomier crotch. My cat is fat, and black, and can't meow. And the best thing of all is... I HUMP FOR FREE!!!!
..Thanks to Tess for such a..descriptive view on myself. ;D

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Albert Einstein
Stephen Hawking
Dee Bradley Baker
Michio Kaku
Rob Paulson.

My Blog

I had a feeling that you’d make me forget the world

I know your going to apologize again and again, and I know why you feel like you should.  And yeah, I would have waited twice as long. Four times as long. But don't worry about it. ...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:24:00 GMT

Bunnies

I was late for Katelynn's party yesterday.I was getting ready to take a shower and then i heard my sister shouting for me. So, i run into the dinning room and out on the porch my dumb fuck cat ha...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 07:25:00 GMT

West Virgina Adventure

I just got back from spending a week and a day in west virginia on a camping adventure. It was a good time.I went down with my aunt and her friend because i didn't want to be there for a whole 2 weeks...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 07:10:00 GMT

Test thing

 The Everything Test There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests,  purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to ru...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 20:43:00 GMT

The Future of a Naked Masseuse Told by my Spirit

So the past week i've been pretty depressed.  Nothing serious, mind you. No, no..not to worry. I've just been in one of those moods were you think you will never do anything great with your uniqu...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 20:35:00 GMT