VC Prospect

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kevin Young
Birthday: 09-24-1979
Birthplace: The Hospital
Current Location: My Apartment
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: Shorter than most
Right Handed or Left Handed: I've got both...sometimes if I sit on my left for a minute it feels like someone elses
Your Heritage: It's "HIM"itage and I'm the son of a son of a son of a son of a mother effer
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nike Presto Chango's
Your Weakness: Girl Next Door
Your Fears: Fuzzy little green things on my bread
Your Perfect Pizza: My Perfect Pizza would be cooked...I hate eating frozen pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I'd like to be a pornstar if I can't be a pornstar then I'd like to be President, and if I can't be President I want to be rich...one of the three has to come true
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: shush
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who the hell is texting my cellphone at this hour?!?!?!
Your Best Physical Feature: The beautiful woman on the end of my arm :-)
Your Bedtime: usually between 6 and 8 in the morning
Your Most Missed Memory: I never had it stupid...remember I "missed" it...maybe you should ask "which memory would you like to relive most?"
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi...I don't do drugs
MacDonalds or Burger King: Well...considering it's "McDonald's" and not 'MacDonalds' I'd have to go with Burger King...and you can be my Dairy Queen.
Single or Group Dates: Single dates that end in group sex are best
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I don't do tea...unless I'm tea bagging you :-X
Chocolate or Vanilla: I like women of all races I don't discriminate between chocolate and vanilla...do they make a "rice" flavored ice cream? What flavor is "Asian" ?
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino...it's a fun word to say... Don't make me bust a Cap-uccino nugga!"
Do you Smoke: No...I'm just smokin'!
Do you Swear: what the fuck you dirty ass son of a bitch made mother fucker holy fuckin shit of course I don't swear I'm too nice of a god damn guy to fucking lower myself to using bullshit profanity :-D :-D :-D
Do you Sing: Only in my had
Do you Shower Daily: Sometimes other days I take baths
Have you Been in Love: Yes, you see I had a turtle once, his name was Turtle and I kept him in a little plastic kids pool all day long so he could soak up the sun...well you see, I thought he was sleeping..turns out I fried his little butt...sorry Turtle RIP!
Do you want to go to College: Ummmm Been there, done that, got the papers...but I might go back
Do you want to get Married: depends...who are my choices? if only Roseanne Barr was left on Earth..I'd stay single forever
Do you belive in yourself: NO, I "Beli'e've" in myself though...who the hell forgot to spell check this damn thing?
Do you get Motion Sickness: I'll out the motion in your ocean baby
Do you think you are Attractive: No, but other people think I do, they're trying to persuade me
Are you a Health Freak: Well...I'd rather not be dead
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes...do you get along with yours?
Do you like Thunderstorms: As long as I'm not in the middle of a pool holding a golf club they're not bad
Do you play an Instrument: May I twiddle your diddle?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No but I did consume it
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I sat on a bottle of Aspirin, does that count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: It was either a date or a raisin, I'm not sure it fell out of my bag of trail mix and landed under my bum
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I went, I parked my car, I walked to the door, It looked big, There were scary people outside, I left and went home
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Well, I ate the oreos and threw away the box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Have I met Sushi? Is she the Japanese girl down the street? I haven't eaten her yet...but that could be interesting for a threesome
In the past month have you been on Stage: No...but that goes back to me wanting to be a Pornstar
In the past month have you been Dumped: I can't say I have
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I'm fat, so I think it would be "fat dipping"
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Well I borrowed someone's heart for an undisclosed amount of time...she may consider it stealing though...you'd have to ask her
Ever been Drunk: As in? Alcohol...or someone giving me head and swallowing?
Ever been called a Tease: All the time
Ever been Beaten up: Yes! and down...loved it! Cost me a fortune though
Ever Shoplifted: Shhhhhh...the sign said "5 Finger Discount"
How do you want to Die: Slowly, I kinda like being alive
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Rhinoceraus
What country would you most like to Visit: Zimbabwe...how cool is it to get drunk and say "Zimbabwe" ?
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Hazel
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Either as long as she has hair
Height: Over 4'9"
Weight: Under 490
Best Clothing Style: Naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: Prescription or otherwise?
Number of CDs I own: I don't own any cross-dressers..People aren't property NUMB NUTS!
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: INFINITY!

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