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CAPTAIN JACKOFF!!!!!!!

ENOUGH WITH THE JIBBA JABBA

About Me

I'M IN A BAND. I RIDE A MOTORCYCLE. I WORK TOO MUCH. I HAVE LONG HAIR, BLUE EYES. I HOPE TO SOME DAY BE A PORN STAR AFTER THE BAND MAKES IT BIG AND I MAKE A TAPE OF ME AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND THAT SOMEONE... J/K.... MAYBE.... I LOVE LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH... TO FIND SOMEBODY WITH A BOTTLE OF JAGER FOR ME TO GUZZLE, THEN BREAK THE BOTTLE IN THE SAND SO IT CUTS YOUR FEET... I LIKE GOING TO THE ZOO... TO FEED THE BIRDS RICE... I LIKE TO MEET PEOPLE, I'LL INTRODUCE MYSELF TO ANYONE BUT THAT'S IT, I WON'T SAY MUCH AFTER THAT. I DON'T LIKE SMALL TALK, A NICE "HEY, HOW ARE YOU?" IS ABOUT ALL YOU'LL GET UNLESS I'VE KNOWN YOU A WHILE. I'M NOT A REAL SOCIAL PERSON, I GO OUT AND ONLY TALK TO CERTAIN PEOPLE... UNLESS SOMEONE COMES UP TO ME, OR I'M DRUNK......

My Interests

rock and roll, having fun, and fucking with people!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

THE GUY WHO WRITES FAMILY GUY, HE'S A GENIUS. AND PRETTY MUCH ANYONE ELSE... I GET ALONG WITH PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE. I REALLY CAN'T THINK OF ANYONE WHO I DISLIKE... THERE ARE VERY FEW PEOPLE WHO HAVE PISSED ME OFF ENOUGH TO HAVE A GRUDGE AGAINST THEM, BUT EVEN THEN, I AM ONE TO FORGIVE AND FORGET.

Music:

GUNS N ROSES, VELVET REVOLVER, pantera, ozzy, aerosmith, firehouse, poison, motley crew. Motley Crue Home Sweet Home

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Heroes:

slash (the fuckin' man)