Dusty

Well let me just say this... I’m probably the funniest person you will ever meet. Your doubting that statement right now but there is no need for that... just talk to me, you’ll see. I’ll admit that I might seem shy at first but once you get to know you won’t be able to shut me up. So a few things about me... I’m a senior at Central Washington University, however I am on the five year plan. I just love college so much that I want one more year of it (see, that was a joke). I’m an Elementary Education major, with a minor in Early Childhood Education and Science Education. Someday I hope to be an amazing kindergarten teacher. I love love LOVE kids! I think that they are hilarious because they say everything that they think. I am a crazy insane snowboarder! I love love LOVE going off of jumps, this year I am determined to do a rail slide without breaking my head. I love pictures... being in them and taking them. I can’t stand girls who don’t shave their legs for an extended period of time, and all those hardcore feminists who don’t shave at all are just lazy. When I’m really tired I cry about stupid things... like phone commercials and sad songs. I think that there is something fundamentally wrong with people who don’t watch the History channel and the Discovery channel. I would give my right kidney to be on CASH CAB!! I have recently become addicted Jager and Adios Mother Fucker’s! Someday I will travel and see all the beautiful places the world has to offer. I hate studying but I will always want to learn. I have an obsession with drunk dialing, so if I have your number don’t be surprised to get a drunken phone call someday. I am an adrenaline junkie as much as a poor college student can be... someday I will go bungee jumping/parasailing/scuba diving/hang-gliding. I try not to take myself too seriously... being uptight is too much work! I love people who can make me laugh, because that is all that really matters. I believe that there is some amount of good in everybody and that everyone is unique. And of all the things in the world that I could ever need, I will always need laughter and love the most.Kristen Amy Patton is the most AMAZING GIRL IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!