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Rufus

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

If you're looking for my blog, I've moved it to blogger .
Why this ugly link? Because of MySpace censorship. Start taking action, email MySpace about this blatant disregard for net neutrality!


Originally born in Ilkley near Leeds (UK), for the last 2 years I've been living and DJing in Ibiza.

Over the last 2 years in Ibiza, drugs and a really bad addiction to house music have rotted my brain so don't expect a straight answer out of me any time soon.

Now that the season is over for 2006, the UK is looking pretty gloomy, so this year I've gone across to California for the Winter to DJ over there - I can't stand the cold any more!

Check out my website for DJ contact information and exclusive remixes, or if you have iTunes, listen to my podcast! You can also check out my mixes before subscribing to the podcast by selecting them in the player on the left.

If the images on this site are looking a little shoddy, it's time to upgrade to Firefox 2 - it's better and faster than Internet Explorer in every way, and best of all it's free!
My Photo Albums:
(Click an album picture to see the full album) Donate to Ruforia
I'd like to thank everyone that donated to the "Save the Laptop Fund", because of you, my lappie is now fixed, and winging its way back to me from Seattle. Then I'll be able to get started on making some new tracks and Ruforia Mixes. If you enjoy the Ruforia podcast, please consider making a donation - all donations go towards paying for music, bandwidth for the podcast, and food, in that order.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


DJ heros: My Slap List

    Erick Morillo Todd TerryFrankie Knuckles
I think Eddie Izzard should get a mention as well, just for being a cunny funt.
    James BluntVictoria BeckhamJar Jar BinksDJ Sammy

My shag list: Future Ex. Wives:
    Ariel, the Little Mermaid - I have a thing for red heads.Kiera KnightlyShannon SossymanMDMA GirlMost of the female population of IrelandAny lass that can keep up - they seem to be few and far between :P
    Kiera KnightlyAvril LavigneAbigail Bailey


My Blog

My Blog has Moved!

Sorry everyone, Myspace blogging has pissed me off one too many times. I've gone over to Blogger... I'll see you over there!The blog is dead. Long live the blog! (Or at least the Myspace one)
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 17:58:00 GMT

MySpace Bulletins have it in for me.

Why is it, that every time, without fail, I want to post a bulletin, MySpace is 'fixing them', yet other people have no problem posting 15 in a row telling me nothing more than the fact that they're b...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 16:09:00 GMT

It needs to happen...

OK, after my rant yesterday about mySpace, I sat down and wrote down everything that was wrong with mySpace, and how I could do it better. I ended up with pages of ideas. In the end, I thought I'd be ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 16:27:00 GMT

Circumnavigating Chiswick in a Soft-top Bedford Rascal Van.

OK, I have to be serious here for a second. I'm becoming disillusioned. With MySpace. It's starting to piss me off. Actually that's a lie. When I first joined, it pissed me off. Then there was a honey...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 14:14:00 GMT

Impetus McDee and his magical performing odometer.

I saw on the telly the other day an interview with some random Brazilian guy, and this daft interviewer chap who didn't have a clue. Anyway, this came up:Interviewer: blah blah blah blah blahBrazilian...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 09:11:00 GMT

Usurping the Patagonian Health Service

One thing I'm really missing while being over here in the States is British advertising. You might think that advertising in any old country is surely the same - it's comanies trying to persuade you t...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 20:41:00 GMT

Happy people with guns.

Are writers running out of ideas these days? Movie titles just seem to keep getting worse and worse. A few months ago, there was "Snakes on a Plane" - Let's explore that for a second. Great, it does e...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 12:43:00 GMT

Without me, you'd be an arsonist. And that's nothing to do with being gay.

Have you noticed how when your alarm goes off, and you hit snooze, even if you're really ready to get up, and there's absolutely no chance whatsoever of you going back to sleep, you won't get up again...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 09:34:00 GMT

Crotch Fatigue

Oh by the way. Ben ate the last of the Cheerio's I was saving. I made it through the day by eating a Pot Noodle, which Josh donated to the cause. He doesn't know it yet ;) Thanks Josh. You made stavin...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 21:55:00 GMT

Cheese Flan, and His Parting Soliloquay

I've been wondering something all week. Perhaps just because most of my thoughts have been of food or food related.OK, you know how shop dummys are supposed to be the 'ideal' size and shape and how we...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 21:47:00 GMT