I am Andys bag, once upon a time I was a happy bag, but that was before that wanker Andy turned evil.
It all went well until we came to Sweden. Suddenly Andy didnt care where I was and he started to look at other bags.
One day when we were at Henriksberg and I was feeling dizzy, Andy looked at me with mad eys and unzipped me violently. I tried to scream for help but nobody heard us since we were backstage. I dont know if Sam knew about Andys evil plan or if he just was away trying to shag a fat 16-year old girl like always, but he sure was not there rescuing me!
Andy that sick fuck started to stuff me with all kind of shit while he was screaming stuff like "You like this bitch!" "You two-timin bag-whore!". I was afraid of my life, I have never seen him like this before. Maybe it was the swedish meatballs that made him flip like that, I dont know. He filled me with all kind of shit - toothbrushes, condoms, toothpaste, yeah, everything he could find! I have never felt so used as that day. Like all other rapists he just finished off with telling me "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, YOU UNDERSTAND THAT DONT YA?" Then he threw me with full power in the tables and I passed out.
When I woke up, he was not there, nobody was there, it was all dark and the venue Henriksberg was closed. I had to lie there until 9AM before the cleaner Pedro came and rescued me (Now that´s a real man!)
When I got back to the hotel I heard that Andy and his compadre Shag-Sam had exchanged my ticket home to Australia against two packages of swedish meatballs and already flew home.
There I was - a lonely bag in cold cold Sweden. Not even Jessie seemed to care about me!
Not even a single postcard did they send me! Those fuckers! They just went home to wam Austrlia and put some shrimps on the barbie!
Now, why am I telling tou this story?
Cause I wanna tell all you other bagladys - DO NOT go to bed with somebody in the band Digger & The Pussycats - you will only end up like me! Beaten, fucked and left in a different country with nothing to wear!
If you dont believe me just check my pictures and you can see all the sick stuff that twisted fuck put inside me that night! The evidence is there, all of it!
THIS IS A TRUE STORY! SPREAD THE WORD!
