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joshua

time for a drink.....

About Me

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MySpace LayoutsI am a 24 year old professional bartender. I play guitar with a few different people usually with my boy down at QRC studios. Im new to all this shizzle trying to figure it all out i have heard that tom is going to be my first friend......sweet! I am definately a celebrated heterosexual, i havent actually met any of the celebrators yet, but i am sure they'll be here soon. I am very active, always doing something or going somewhere. i have been known to up and go on a roadtrip now and again, got to keep things spicey ya know. I bartend at this bomb ass bar in downtown scranhatten called Molly Brannigans. My girlfriend is the shit! She is smart and funny and hot as hell. She likes to go drinking with me and trys to keep up ( its cute) then i take her home and attempt to take advantage of her, cant rape the willing baby!!.....and im spent...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joshua
Birthday: not yet
Birthplace: fairfield california
Current Location: scranhatten pa
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6'2''
Right Handed or Left Handed: i like to switch it up
Your Heritage: drunken irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: were dug out of my trunk
Your Weakness: painfully honest
Your Fears: to die alone and not remembered
Your Perfect Pizza: cold baby
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get all of my shit into the same pile again
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ummmmm.......
Thoughts First Waking Up: snooze.........
Your Best Physical Feature: the lump 3 ft above my ass, thats arguable
Your Bedtime: whenever i fall
Your Most Missed Memory: dont remember
Pepsi or Coke: agua
MacDonalds or Burger King: thats gross
Single or Group Dates: all of the above
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: arizona
Chocolate or Vanilla: neopolitan
Cappuccino or Coffee: mmmmm coooofffeeeee
Do you Smoke: unfortunately
Do you Swear: mind your fuckin buisness
Do you Sing: oh yeah
Do you Shower Daily: much to the showers dismay, yes
Have you Been in Love: many times
Do you want to go to College: been there
Do you want to get Married: someday
Do you belive in yourself: hell yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Do you think you are Attractive: most definately, dont you?
Are you a Health Freak: not really
Do you get along with your Parents: most days
Do you like Thunderstorms: occassionally
Do you play an Instrument: guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: most def.
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: do you count alcohol, nicotine and caffeine?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: unfortunately
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: im a glutton for oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: glutton for that too
In the past month have you been on Stage: the stipper said it was ok
In the past month have you been Dumped: depends who you ask
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i wish its much too cold, shrinkage, you know
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: is that rhetoricle?
Ever been called a Tease: maybe:)
Ever been Beaten up: yep
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: i dont think i do want to die thank you
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: taller
What country would you most like to Visit: ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesnt matter
Favourite Hair Color: diddo
Short or Long Hair: prefer long
Height: shorter
Weight: not wider than they are tall
Best Clothing Style: ???
Number of Drugs I have taken: ummmmmm........ i did say that i went to college.....
Number of CDs I own: shit i dunno
Number of Piercings: a couple
Number of Tattoos: two
Number of things in my Past I Regret: no regrets broham, live and let live
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My Interests

music, art, literature, sports, booze, bar hopping, working out, house parties ( especially when they arent at my house), poetry, writing music, drinking, shooting pool with my boy richy rich, etc. etc.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet anyone that hasnt chosen to lodge their heads on the inside of their rectums that has at least a basic working knowlege of how to speak english. no habla for all others. I love talking to other musicians artists, fellow bartenders.... pretty much anyone with out a chip on their shoulder. i would have loved to had a conversation with john lennon or stevie ray vaughn or jimmy hendrix, i bet he was a good time. slash too for that matter or jack johnson g-love or special sauce, donovan, im kind of a hippie at heart....

Music:

all across the board with this section man im pretty eclectic when it comes to my music selection but i can get down with just about anything not related to polka.i guess ill just list them as they come to me and add on later.... sublime, bob marley, ziggy marley, the beatles, john lennon and paul mcartney as solo artists, jimmi hendrix stevie ray vaughn, eric clapton, phish, the dead, jack johnson, g-love and special sauce, donovan, dave mathews sometimes, nofx, greenday, tom petty, willie nelson, BIG, tupac, methodman, ODB, the rza the gza raekwon the chef, jay z, busta rhymes, common, mos def, johnny cash, the lucky strikes, brian stetser orchestra,

Movies:

i am a self proclaimed movie buff, i have seen just about all of 'em. my favorites are movies that i can watch over and over again so heres the list: Forest Gump, Full metal jacket, green mile, 50 first dates, big daddy, the excorsist, kill bill, kill bill volume 2, resevoir dogs, dusk til dawn, snatch, lock stock and two smoking barrells, blow, the patriot, braveheart, black hawk down, both chapelle show seasons, ill add more later.....full metal jacket, the davinci code, old school,

Television:

see books

Books:

like the words man, like the words. cant get enough books. i dont really watch too much tv it makes me zone out REALLY bad. but a little here and there doesnt hurt. the lost choice, the face of god, choke, a confederacy of dunces, the notebook, the rescue, the stand, a song flung up to heaven, a small place, why the caged bird sings, inca gold......blah blah blah words words words

Heroes:

gotta list momma dukes, shes one tough chick, wolverine, my broham, john wayne, sam elliot, the bag guy at the supermarket, porno joe downtown, that midget that seems to just hang out at the post office, and my third grade teacher mrs. whatsername

My Blog

new

there is a dangerous beauty surrounding my cutie. The get away that gives away my responsable duties its too early to say could be too close to call the righteous will rise and the mighty will fall t...
Posted by joshua on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 01:51:00 PST

merry x mas

is your overindulgance leaving others under enthused? is your time filler keeping you amused? is your candle burning at both ends and leaving your energy as a vapor trail and your physical self feelin...
Posted by joshua on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 02:29:00 PST

soooo.....

so i have decided to change my blog into my personal peotry page, hope you dont mind. if you do i could really give a shit, :) lol  here is the newest: capital gains on minimal expences, who knew...
Posted by joshua on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 02:18:00 PST

i miss my hair

man i miss my hair, thats it i am definately growing it back!!  i miss my beard too, man, i feel like one those hairless breeds of chihuahua......mmmmm..... chihuahua.......
Posted by joshua on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 10:55:00 PST

BAR IS OPEN!!!!!!!

BAR IS OPEN!!!!!! Alrighty so heres the news at 11, Molly Brannigans got her liquor licence yesterday at 530 and we were serving by 8 so we are officially open to get scranhattens finest totally...
Posted by joshua on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 08:13:00 PST

ITS A NEW DAY MANGO!!!!

so heres the morning glory, looking for a new space, granny said no good b/c of structural porblems or something. honestly i stopped listening after "no" but good prospects in order. man, this wh...
Posted by joshua on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 05:55:00 PST