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Tim Dimond - Comedian

About Me

Comedian/Singer/Songwriter Tim Dimond is quickly becoming one of his mother’s favorite comedians. And if online psychic’s predictions are worth the $47.50 he paid, he will be one of your favorites too. Don’t believe me? Just listen to this glowing endorsement from Tim Dimond himself: “Tim Dimond is not that bad”. Still not impressed? What if I told you Tim Dimond owns an iPod? Would that make you come out to see him perform? If it does, please let me know so that I can inform Tim to purchase a laptop. A regular at the Pittsburgh Improv and colleges that are smart enough to book him, Tim promises to never* disappoint. So put down your copy of US Weekly and go out and reserve your ticket to see this sarcastic son-of-a-bitch *The FDA has not evaluated the truth of this claim.

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Marijuana's illegal?

Catholics and Condoms

Live at the Improv

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Member Since: 04/04/2005
Band Website: myspace.com/timmydimond
Band Members: Guitar, Vocals, Lyrics, Sweetness: The one and only Tim Dimond
Influences: Stephen Lynch, Bill Hicks, Dennis Miller, Bill Burr, Mitch Hedberg, Weird Al, Chris Dimond, Dave Jakelo, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Rob Paravonian, Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Ralphie May, Dave Matthews, any band that I've parodied
Sounds Like: The retarded love child of Stephen Lynch, Weird Al, Trey Parker, and Matt Stone.
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

My New Comedy Page!!! Add NOW!

I now have a new comedy myspace! Please go and add me now! It will make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside!Add me!
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jan 2009 11:57:00 GMT

The Pitt News Article!

Here is a link to the interview I did with The Pitt News about the election and how it has effected comedy; Check it out!CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PITT NEWS ARTICLE(I stole this blog from Bill Crawford. G...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 20:42:00 GMT

Don’t Vote

We as a nation are about to elect the leader of the "free" world. Most of you will be weighing your options and selecting what you describe as the "lesser of two evils". I feel it is my civic duty to ...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 18:45:00 GMT

Requiem for a Laptop

Today is yet another solemn occasion in the sad and lonely life of one Timothy Arthur Dimond. The almighty has seen fit to take yet another precious soul from him. Like his father, godmother, cousin, ...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 17:52:00 GMT

Weekend at the Improv

I just finished my weekend hosting at the Improv with Greg Warren and Gene Collier. It was such a great honor to work with both of these immensely talented individuals. Please take the time out to vis...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 01:03:00 GMT

I Kissed a Girl and I liked it...

Granted that kiss was some time ago in the non-memorable past. Regardless, my insufficiencies in the ways of women are of no importance now. What is important is your soul. That's right. Katy Perry a...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 14:26:00 GMT

John McCain and Sarah Palin

             The inexperienced and the old guy who hasn't done shit in 20 years in Washington or the old guy who hasn't done shit in 20 years in W...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 01:09:00 GMT

The Olymipic Games

I do love me some Olympics. Nothing gets my red, white, and blue blood boiling like a nice healthy dose of old fashioned hatred of foreigners. The games' commentary has always been my favorite part o...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 23:55:00 GMT

My Favorite Racial Slur

Now part of me feels that I should start any blog entitled "My Favorite Racial Slur" with a disclaimer that "I am not a racist", but that is what a real racist would say so instead I am at a loss. R...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Aug 2008 14:45:00 GMT

Election Primary

I hate getting political because it makes it sound like I have passion and belief about the nature of humanity and individuals inside a given society. But today is election day, which as we all know i...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:45:00 GMT