I am an Executive Commissioner of Pipelaying, working for a small "start-up" company called Haliburton. I was stationed in Kosovo for a minute, on a special forces pipelaying operation squadron headed by Dick Cheney. I also have a free-hook up for the Hotel Rwanda, if anyone wants to vacay over there. My boy Don can hook your shit up. No prob. I once accosted a disfigured man, named the "Marlboro Man" who used to loiter out in front of Bogie's Liquor on Hyperion. As far as food is concerned, I really prefer the Eat Well on Sunset to the Coffee Table, but whatever. I pretty much own the Drawing Room bar and the Good Luck Bar, and I lift weights in my sleep. My alternate name is Joe Ikari, and I have a vacation home in Costa Mesa, an enclave of the O.C. where I collect guns. Oh, and I also destroyed a small town called Hanoi back in the 1960s.
