First of all, ya'll don't know me! Second, you don't need to know me! Third, you never will know or even begin to understand me! All you need to know is that I ain't got no damn sense! So keep that in mind when interacting and co-existing with me! I don't give a damn what you think about me, life, or anything in general! So kiss ass and go to hell!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Israel Johnson
Birthday: Aug 2, 1982
Birthplace: Dallas, Texas
Current Location: Everywhere and nowhere
Eye Color: The color of hate
Hair Color: black
Height: 6'1
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: African American
The Shoes You Wore Today: check your ass
Your Weakness: My strength
Your Fears: God
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat Lover's
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To be in a better position than I was last year.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: n/a
Thoughts First Waking Up: Me hungry!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes, or so I'm told.
Your Bedtime: n/a
Your Most Missed Memory: no comment
Pepsi or Coke: Does it really matter?
MacDonalds or Burger King: Does it really matter?
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: You're getting on my nerves.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Go away..........OK chocolate.
Cappuccino or Coffee: I'll hurt you!!!
Do you Smoke: No but I've had cars that did.
Do you Swear: to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
Do you Sing: Hell to da no.
Do you Shower Daily: Why do you want to watch you sick freak?
Have you Been in Love: Yes.
Do you want to go to College: One day soon I would like to return to college.
Do you want to get Married: Yes.
Do you belive in yourself: More than you'll ever know.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No.
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm aight.
Are you a Health Freak: Not really.
Do you get along with your Parents: When they are not around, we get along fine.
Do you like Thunderstorms: A little too much. I think something is wrong with me.
Do you play an Instrument: No.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No. Unless you count rubbing alcohol.
In the past month have you Smoked: Only when I accidently set myself on fire.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nobody likes me.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I hate malls. Malls are filled with conformists.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I wish.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yuck.
In the past month have you been on Stage: For what?
In the past month have you been Dumped: You didn't answer my question...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I'm asking the questions now!!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Have you?!!
Ever been Drunk: What's the point?
Ever been called a Tease: No. Ever been called nosy?
Ever been Beaten up: Why are threatening me?
Ever Shoplifted: Why do you need an accomplice?
How do you want to Die: Fucking. So I can cum and go at the same time!!!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Responsible.
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter when I'm looking at her......
Favourite Hair Color: See above.
Short or Long Hair: Long.
Height: open
Weight: open
Best Clothing Style: Jazzy. Carry yourself like a lady.
Number of Drugs I have taken: None. But from this survey, would think otherwise.
Number of CDs I own: Hundreds.
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Everything happens for a reason.
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