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karebear

I WISH I HAD A FRIEND!

About Me

THE PENQUINS AND THE FBI ALREADY KNOW TOO MUCH. Basically I'm just a Canadian from the wrong side of the river (Detroit). How I got stuck in San Jose is a long, sad story. But here I am! : ) I suppose it doesn't matter how I ended up where I am because it's obviously where I was meant to be. Because now I am a happy little mommy to a nutty little boy. Kane turned TWO on November 27th and I can't believe what a big boy he's getting to be. Check out the pictures. If you want to know anything at all about my life then all you have to do is look at that baby because everything is right there! It's impossible to be nihilistic when you have kids. I'm not very exciting nowadays.
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My Interests

I am interested in making ebombs (I think they would make a great Christmas present next year!), reading any books that I haven't already read (good luck on that one), and stopping the penquins from taking over the world. I also am interested in people in general. I promote unity no matter what it takes and I'm looking forward to teaching my new son to hopefully do the same!

I'd like to meet:

ALL I WANT IN THE WORLD IS A FRIEND! ONE REAL LIVE ADULT FEMALE FRIEND TO HANG OUT WITH SOMETIMES. IF YOU LIKE SHOPPING FOR CHEAP CLOTHES, DRINKING CHEAP COFFEE AND BROWSING THROUGH USED BOOKSTORES FOR CHEAP BOOKS, EMAIL ME!! I'M DESPERATE. THE MOST SOPHISTICATED JOKE I'VE HEARD ALL YEAR WAS ON SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS. I'M NOT KIDDING. I HAVEN'T LEFT THE HOUSE WITHOUT A SIPPY CUP IN MY PURSE FOR MONTHS! Seriously, I am serious. I would really like to hear from other moms or just some people who pity me and would like to take me to the mall.

Music:

My newest find is General Elektriks. Very cool. As far as the kind of music I like, I guess I could make a list like everybody else: I like Desmond Dekker, Common Rider, Operation Ivy (but not Rancid), Blur, Ween, Dead Milkmen, Presidents of the United States of America, NOFX (and pretty much anything that Fat Mike does cause he's my hero!), Beat Junkies, Monkey, The Toasters, Wailing Souls, Toots & the Maytals, THE TOY DOLLS, THE PIXIES, I'm trying to think of my CD case but I just don't want to type for three days so I'll end with that. I'm learning to enjoy classical music a lot more these days because it's supposed to be good for 'infant brain stimulation' and it knocks the baby out cold when he listens to it! Now that Kane is older we're listening to different stuff in the car; Pacific Vibrations, Moby, Our Lady Peace (actually he doesn't like that one but I do), Common Rider (still), Digable Planets, and this great CD called 'Dance, Baby, Dance'. It's all those dumb nursery rhymes set to super cheesy techno grooves. Funny stuff. Funny stuff. Oh, and 31 Bands Trash 31 Songs Trying to get to Sesame Street (at least I think that's what it's called). He loves Sesame Street.

Movies:

I TAPE PICTURES TO MY TELEVISION. I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR MOVIES. EXCEPT THE CLASSICS. AND ANYTHING ANTI-PENQUIN LIKE TIM BURTON OR NICK PARK. OR ANIME. OK OK, I DO WATCH MOVIES. I WATCH LOTS AND LOTS OF MOVIES. TONS OF MOVIES. I'VE SEEN 'FINDING NEMO' 379 TIMES. AND I LIKE IT! SO THERE.

Television:

KILL ALL THE TVS. THEY'RE RUINING THE FUTURE OF THIS GREAT (cough cough) NATION OF OURS! The American Counsel of Pediatric doctors have recently stated that television can physically damage an infant's brain. It causes ADD and ADHD as well as hypertension in children due to inactivity. If that's what it does to a baby's brain, what do you think it's doing to yours? So anyway, I'm a terrible Law & Order addict. If anyone knows of a support group for that; let me know. And...I love the Food Network. Iron Chef rules!!

Books:

ANY AND ALL. I read all the time. ALL the time. People always ask me what 'kind' of books I read. Here's a hint on picking out books; choose books that have won awards, like the National Book Award or the Pulitzer Prize. If someone gave it an award it's probably a good book because those people know more about books than I do. Stay away from bestsellers. Just remember, the same people that make 'American Idol' a hit TV show, make those books bestsellers. THE BEST BOOK I'VE READ IN A REALLY REALLY LONG TIME IS 'HAUNTED' BY CHUCK PALUNIAK

Heroes:

Paris Hilton. NO, I'M JOKING!! My real heroes are; MYSELF. AND WILLIAM BURROUGHS. OH YEAH, AND CHACHI. But not Paris Hilton.

My Blog

nothing whatsoever, I HOPE!!

    I'm running scared right now even though I'm sitting still.  I had pneumonia for awhile.  It took them awhile to figure out what was wrong with me then they gave me the an...
Posted by karebear on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 09:53:00 PST

what I've written

All the blogs I've been posting in the last few days have been poems and prose I dug up off of an old hard drive.  Some I had to piece together from some old 3" discs so you know they were pretty...
Posted by karebear on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 01:18:00 PST

To be saved

Save me              From whatever it is that              I do Save me American boy  ...
Posted by karebear on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 01:14:00 PST

Detroit in Summer

I've been downtown where crackheads are my friends because we have something in common besides disillusionment and homelessness.  If only someone would offer me a penny for my thoughts or a dead...
Posted by karebear on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 01:06:00 PST

sMaLL ToWn

sMall toWn all the small minded              small town??   holier than thou we are drug free   then we die     &nb...
Posted by karebear on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 01:04:00 PST

Kings riding bicycles

Kings riding bicycles on plaid bedspreads> Rubber ducks in plastic boxes A dirty coffee maker and A calico cat.These are a few of my&things....
Posted by karebear on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 01:02:00 PST

Symphony

Cats and bats and symptoms of terror Symphony in B Sing it to me emotional whore Yell it out for me Rabid dogs can communicate it Why can't you at least just fake it The rain falls dirty and mingles ...
Posted by karebear on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 12:15:00 PST

Endless

ENDLESS INQUIRIES SIMPLE ANSWERS PSEUDO INTELLECTUALS VS. BRAINDEADMAN IN THE                  WHITE TRASH CAMARO THE OLD WOM...
Posted by karebear on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 12:23:00 PST

30

Memories at twenty three. There are things I shouldn't have done but did despite knowing To spite myself and where life was taking me. Hourglass hopes and garbage disposal dreams.Memories at twenty th...
Posted by karebear on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 12:18:00 PST

quotes

"The world is not that which is behind you.  It is that which is ahead of you!." -me "Just as sorrow is unmodulated, so is joy." - Mary Pipher "We may be through with the past but the past sure a...
Posted by karebear on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 10:41:00 PST