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Sarah

You probably can't read, so I won't even bother.

About Me

MORTAL ENEMY OF THE DAY:
Oranges. I want to eat my afternoon snack, not fight with it. Oranges: The difficult fruit.
DEMETRI MARTIN QUOTE OF THE DAY:
"It's very easy to turn a toy into an adult toy: Location, location, location. "
SCRUBS QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Dr. Kelso: Are my new boxers made of wool? Cause my weasel's gettin heat stroke.
THE OFFICE QUOTE OF THE DAY:

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SONG OF THE DAY:
"Whole Wide World"
Wreckless Eric
When I was a young boy
My mama said to me
There's only one girl in the world for you
And she probably lives in Tahiti
I'd go the whole wide world
I'd go the whole wide world
Just to find her
Or maybe she's in the Bahamas
Where the Carribean sea is blue
Weeping in a tropical moonlit night
Because nobody's told her 'bout you
I'd go the whole wide world
I'd go the whole wide world
Just to find her
I'd go the whole wide world
I'd go the whole wide world
Find out where they hide her
Why am I hanging around in the rain out here
Trying to pick up a girl
Why are my eyes filling up with these lonely tears
When there're girls all over the world
Is she lying on a tropical beach somewhere
Underneath the tropical sun
Pining away in a heatwave there
Hoping that I won't be long
I should be lying on that sun-soaked beach with her
Caressing her warm brown skin
And then in a year or maybe not quite
We'll be sharing the same next of kin
I'd go the whole wide world
I'd go the whole wide world
Just to find her
I'd go the whole wide world
I'd go the whole wide world
Find out where they hide her
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My Interests

improv ; music; books; learning Mandarin; playing Sims 2, Pirates of the Burning Sea (Antigua - French - Mheyin Tuk and Mhey Tuk; Blackbeard - Pirate - Mheyin Tuk), and World of Warcraft (Area 52 - Horde - Mheyin); being nerdy; drinking like a fish.... a really, really drunk fish

I'd like to meet:

I'm here for people I already know. If you're a band, DJ, or event promoter, I will not add you as a friend. If you're a normal person who wants to add me, send me a message first, please. If you're Christopher Moore, John Krasinski, Demetri Martin or Zach Braff, I love you. Please marry me.

Music

Video

Music:

Lately: White Stripes, Green Day, Weezer, The Blow, CSS, Amy Winehouse, Letters to Cleo, Ben Folds, Patsy Cline, Dresden Dolls, Ingrid Michaelson, Cary Brothers, Remy Zero, Buddy Holly, and, of course, Elvis. I love all kinds of music, because music makes life a whole lot more pleasant.

Movies:

Really terrible horror movies (Update: Flight of the Living Dead - yes, a zombie movie set on an airplane - just might be my new favorite); really good horror movies; The Princess Bride; Office Space; Garden State; Royal Tenenbaums; Stranger Than Fiction; and many, many dark comedies.

Television:

THE OFFICE!!! I will make sweet love to you, cast of The Office. Scrubs, House, Mythbusters, Ghost Hunters, Discovery Channel, TLC (for the surgery shows), and trashy shows when I'm home alone (God bless Maury and Cheaters).

Books:

Absolutely anything that Christopher Moore writes, I will read and love. He could probably write "Eff you, Sarah, you stinky jerk" on a cocktail napkin and I would rave about it. He's just that spectacular. I'll also read just about anything by Chuck Palahniuk. I loved the Harry Potter books (although I think J.K. Rowling kind of dropped the ball on the final book), I loved Memoirs of a Geisha, and I love, love, love A Dirty Job by Christopher Moore. Yes, I know I mentioned him already. If you read any of his stuff, you wouldn't be able to shut up about it either.

Heroes:

Christopher Moore, because he's an incredible writer.

My sister, Melissa, because she's practically invincible.

My mother, for being the most incredible mom ever. Sorry, other moms.

My Blog

Ow ow ow

It is two days after my second surgery to remove precancerous cells from my tummy and I’m hurtin’. The doctor had to create a larger border around where the mole was so I wound up with a 3...
Posted by Sarah on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:33:00 PST

GRRRRRRRRRR!

I'm officially going into week two without a computer. And I'm ready to kill someone. All of my attempts to fix said computer have been futile. Tried re-installing Windows. Tore out her hard drive an...
Posted by Sarah on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 10:50:00 PST

Ick

The thing about ending a long relationship is that you realize that spending Friday and Saturday nights alone sucks some balls. Ok, a lot of balls. To quote Benjamin, that delightful little poet, it "...
Posted by Sarah on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 08:42:00 PST

doormat

Open up Please Take advantage Don't mind me I'm just tiny I'll be over here Let me know I'll bring it You're a GOD? I'll bow down You're too busy? I'll shut up Want somewhere to go? I'll...
Posted by Sarah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST