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Pat

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About Me

I'm pretty random. I like to make arcane and absurd references that no one usually gets (sometimes I don't even get them). But it makes me laugh. I do my own thing. I'm very independent, but I am extremely loyal to the people I trust most, i.e. family and close friends. I'm a smart-ass. I really like beer. I like typing things in parathesis and using the word "however" (not in normal conversation, however).
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People that make me laugh. People that I can make laugh. People that I can talk to like I've known them my whole life. Some totally sweet, righteous babes. And Count Chocula if he's out there.

My Blog

Internal Trigger Point (Myofascial) Release Therapy

I finally started my real physical therapy to treat my case of CPPS (chronic pelvic pain syndrome/pelvic myoneuropathy) that I have been dealing with for some time. To sum it up, it's a condition of ...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Dec 2008 12:26:00 GMT

I was expecting water into wine Tuesday (my election rant)

I didn't get it. Maybe it will happen on Jan 20. I really expected nothing of either candidate. But I really feel sorry for those that have all of their hopes and dreams invested in Obama. There is no...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 09:00:00 GMT

Surgery/Cystoscopy went fine

I went in for my cystoscopy (google it if you want to know what it is) on Monday.  I was a nervous wreck because I had to have general anesthesia.  I had been put under once before...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 08:33:00 GMT

7 minute mile?

So I have finally decided to start getting in shape since my body has decided to take a big crap on me the last few years.  I'm guessing the years of neglect, poor diet, drinking, and smokin...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 09:10:00 GMT

Sometimes you have more questions than answers

Sometimes you love someone so much and you end up getting your heart broken.  People like me always want to know the how and why.  You question youself.  "What's wrong with me?  Wh...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 08:47:00 GMT

I actually bought some shorts

I'm heading to Chicago to see my cousin Bill and also go to Lollapalooza.  I learned from 2 years ago that 8 hours in the sun gets pretty hot.  I haven't worn shorts in at least 7 years.&nbs...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 07:11:00 GMT

What can you do but go on?

Time heals, but I'm forever broken.   Between the horses of love and lust we are trampled under foot.   I really need to move on.  But it is the most difficult task I have ever faced.
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 02:23:00 GMT

Booze and pills

My doctor prescribed me some Darvocet.  I hadn't taken any in almost 20 hours.  I had some drinks last night.  Boy did I ever get get hammered.  Woke up this morning on my couch.&n...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 07:34:00 GMT

I pretty much kick ass

I recieved a letter from a collection agency stating that I owed $339 to my former landlord for damages.  I had been moved out for almost 2 years with no notification that were any claims of dama...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 08:13:00 GMT

No more probabtion

So the judge has decided that I have been a good boy.  I’ve been released from probation 3 months early.
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 04:20:00 GMT