want to go home |
remember those huge sandwiches we used to make...they were huge, amusing and delicious
Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 03:39:00 GMT |
boo hoo |
no sex, no drugs, no wine, no women, no fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark. everyone around me is a total stranger
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 04:59:00 GMT |
best taxi ride ever |
taxi driver recognises my friend while standing near the end of a long, long lineup in the city. taxi-rank guard is all "get back in line bitches!", we go round the corner and get into said taxi. good...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 20:30:00 GMT |
a true fact that i made up |
nobody ever says "ergo" except north americans. good thing. stupid fucking word. SHUTUP
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 04:06:00 GMT |
Little hilarious redhead people |
While I temporarily make needles that they stick in ladies wombs because someone involved in the process has a body that doesn't actually want to have a baby, I figure that, despi...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 01:42:00 GMT |
you stupid phones are no match for me |
june 2007 - leave phone in taxi...presumablyi don't know...september 2007 riding bike in torrential downpour - ipod which i was wearing on the outside is fine, phone inside my bag = fucked (wort...
Posted by on Wed, 14 May 2008 06:12:00 GMT |
note to self |
in order to WORK from home, you need to PUT ON SOME PANTS. you hear me? logoff myspace, put on some pants and do some damn work
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 17:58:00 GMT |
why i’m a geek and eudora = good |
I go to send an email and I get a pop-up message with some HOT CHILLI icons on it saying:Your message to "The personthat it's to" regarding "The subject that it is" is the sort of t...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 02:28:00 GMT |
SO PERPLEXED |
how come i can adjust the volume of my head voice even though there's no sound?
maybe i'm just creating an imaginary volume change along with the imaginary words i'm yelling...it goes "YOU'RE AN ...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 19:19:00 GMT |
way to be a reflection of society, kinder surprise! |
darling flatmate bought me a kinder surprise due to me pointing at myself and saying "SHITTY!"the toy is a cute little sitty mole with this weird winky, one side of face smile.there's only one other p...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 03:45:00 GMT |
