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Jono

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"They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds... whether they be men's or children's, are little. In this great universe of ours, man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.
...He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy... How dreary would be the world if there were no [he]! There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The external light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.
...The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that's no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.
You tear apart the baby's rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived could tear apart. Only faith, poetry, love, romance, can push aside that curtain and view and picture the supernatural beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real? ...in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding.
... He lives and lives forever. A thousand years from now, ...nay 10 times 10,000 years from now, he will continue to make glad the heart of childhood."
This was neither written by me or about me, but just think. This IS Jono.

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Name? Nicknames?: Jono Sasson... both are nicks
Birth date?: 3/9/90
Do you have any siblings? Do you get along with them?: Older Bro/most of the time
What are you wearing right now?: trackies, tshirt and zip-up
Who do you live with?: Mum and bro, occassionally stepdad
Do you have any pets?: 2 cats and a dog
What's your favorite food?: Chicken schnitzel and chips... I think
Hey slacker, what's your G.P.A.?: You're closer
What's your major?: Looove
Is your room messy or clean right now?: Clean... I remember it being dirty last night
What's your favorite alcoholic drink?: Cougar... or Jack Daniels and Coke
What's your favorite non-alcoholic drink?: Sprite... Shirley Temple even
How do you feel about cigarette smoking?: I live in a house of smokers; it sucks
If you don't recognize the number on your caller ID, do you answer?: Mostly, because it's normally just home
How many speeding tickets have you recieved?: How many HAVEN'T I received...
What's your favorite clothing store?: Substance on Chapel St
Do you sleep with a stuffed toy? What is it?: Not anymore... but it used to be a blanket I called my fluffy
When was the last time you were on a diet?: Never
Once you're finished with school, what will your profession be?: Some sort of world ruler maybe
What is a long term goal of yours? short term?: Long term to succeed, short term to get a high VCE
What is your favorite type of fast food?: Oporto or KFC
Have you ever truly been in love?: Possibly... define, 'love'
Ever cheated on your bf/gf?: Nah
What kind of car do you drive?: I don't drive... yet
Where did you go on your funnest vacation?: New Zealand... too awesome
What's your favorite holiday?: One where my mum isn't with me
What is your favorite sport to watch? to play?: To watch, footy, to play, tennis
Where did/will you go for your 21st birthday?: Some place really fun!
Do you usually get ready for class or just wear sweats?: We have uniform douche
Would you rather go to a club to dance or a sit-down bar?: Sit-down
How many car accidents have you been in? How many were your fault?: None/idiot
Have you ever tried chewing tobacco?: Nope
Who was the last person you spoke on the telephone with?: Scotty
Do you chew on the straw?: Sometimes
What are you listening to right now?: My computer's fan
What star/celebrity do most people say you resemble?: Dylan Moran... anyone who says that is crazy and stupid
When was the last time you recieved mail other than junk mail and bills?: Last week
What brand of tennis shoes do you prefer?: Volleys
What did you dress up as last Halloween?: I didn't
What brand of shampoo and conditioner do you use?: Differs
Who was the last person you said "I love you" to?: Amy
What do you have on your bedroom walls?: Wallpaper, a poster f a cat and an oversized $20 note... and some Garfield drawings of mine
What was the last movie you saw in the theater? Was it good?: Jackass 2/yes
About how many friends from high school do you still talk to?: All of em
What are you biggest peeves?: Uptightness, stubborness
Are your parents still together?: Nope
What is your favorite color?: Differs
What sports did you play in high school?: Tennis, badminton
Are you a lover or a fighter?: Both
Do you read the Bible?: You're joking, right?
Do you like to go camping?: Every so often
I know you don't like books, so what is your favorite magazine?: Porn weekly... and I do like books fool
Do you keep a journal?: No
What's your favorite animal?: You... in bed
When is the last time you puked?: Yesterday
Have you ever broken any bones?: Left wrist
Can you drive a stick-shift car?: Dunno yet
Who is your favorite actor/actress?: They all suck
Do you wear a lot of jewelry?: None
What kind of underwear are you wearing right now?: Bonds
What cologne/perfume do you wear?: Just deodorant
Wal-Mart or Target?: Target
Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend or major crush? Who is it!?: None of those/nobody... ok maybe Scotty
What size bed do you have in your room?: King single for now... queen is coming soon
What food can you absolutely not stand to eat?: There's a lot...
Are you more like your mom or your dad?: Nobody is like me!!
Do you floss your teeth?: Not yet
Who is your BFF (best friend forever)?: Scotty, Evie and Amy
How long was your longest relationship?: 7 months
Why did it end?: Good question!
Do you snore (don't lie!)? Steal the covers? Roll around in your sleep?: Sometimes/no/yes
Are you outgoing, or do you keep to yourself most of the time?: Outgoing
Do you smile with your teeth when getting your picture taken?: No
What is your main ring tone on your phone?: Some Spanish one, I think
When is the last time you worked out?: Last week
Who is your favorite professional athlete?: Go to hell
When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?: A train driver lol... I liked trains
Do you know how to sew?: Yes lol Scotty
About how many pairs of jeans do you own?: 3 or 4
Do you like short or long hair on someone of the opposite sex?: Long
Have you ever been to the stripclub?: No
What was the last shot you took? When was this?: A coffee shot/yesterday
What are your bad habits?: Running out of things to say
Have you ever been fired from a job?: No... not yet anyway
What was the last live sporting event you attended?: Footy match
Do you consider yourself to be religious?: Not at all... but I do all that Jewish mumbo-jumbo anyway
Have you ever ridden in an ambulence?: Once... and it was in the front
Did you ever wear braces?: Yes... they come off soon
Are you artistic/creative?: i like to think so
What kind of mood are you in right now?: Low... I'm really tired and sick
What time is it?: 3:11pm
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Final Fantasy XII is the bomb-digity!

I'd like to meet:

Well, I've already met them before, but I want to see all my Japanese Waseda friends and graduates. Miss them all heaps!!

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Music:

Jimmy Eat World, Deathcab and Evermore is the kind of Rock I'm into, as well as the Dandy Warhols, The Dresden Dolls and Gorillaz
I love techno and rock (usually alternative), a bit of Japanese songs every now and then, and Dod's voice?

Movies:

Nightmare Before Christmas, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. There are so many!

The Prestige, Casino Royale, Deja Vu, The Illusionist are a few more worth mentioning

Television:

AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER!!! By far the best show in the world!!!!

Simpsons, Futurama, South Park, Family Guy, American Dad... they're all up there.

Japanese Anime, such as Samurai Champloo and Pokemon

Books:

Haven't been reading many books recently, but webcomics are interesting!!

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Heroes:

Dod, a man of many words, most of which when put together to form what we know as a sentence, make no sense. Without Dod, I'd probably not be playing the amount of games I do now, also probably doing better in school, you know. Pretty much, he's ruined my life, but in the best way possible.
Evie! Where would Jono be without his Evie? Somewhere probably, but not here though. Evie is my psychiatrist, that is, she keeps me from going crazy, offering just the hit of sanity that I need to get back on track.
Gaz and Amy! They both made my time at Gloria Jeans a most enjoyable experience. Both are hilarious in their own way, good listeners, offer good advice and make good babies! Who knows, perhaps Sexy Tuesday still lives in our hearts...
Shutty, the guy who knows and loves just as much about games as I do! Never a dull moment with the great Shutt, when you feel an urge for gaming, eating, chatting, drinking and much more, he's there!
Jess Campell! Who knew that I could be so missed when I lost my job, until Jess came along. She was my favourite regular from across the street, now she's only my favourite girl from... well, Jess is just my favourite everything!

My Blog

Awesome

"At first glance it's easy to mistake the two members of the Dresden Dolls as an art exhibit. With their chalk-white face paint, rosy cheeks and 1920s cabaret-inspired clothing, they look as though th...
Posted by Jono on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 10:39:00 PST

How NOT to Postpone a Final Exam

One year there were these 2 guys who were taking Chemistry and who did pretty well on all of the quizzes and the midterms and the labs, etc... such that going into the final they had a solid A. These...
Posted by Jono on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 04:09:00 PST

Sluts

Sluts: You either hate them, or you love them (physically)slut n. A person, especially a woman, considered sexually promiscuous. A woman prostitute. A slovenly woman; a slattern.[Middle English slutte...
Posted by Jono on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 01:32:00 PST