Heeeeeey everyone I'm Jared and I currently live in The Shire, been living here since I moved here from Greystanes which is bit westy (near Parramatta) but fortunately we moved to here before I could be tainted with boganness :) (Although my choice of footwear is nothing/thongs) Started at Bangor Primary School here in y4 and then progressed on to Gymea High School where I finished in 2004. Schoolies 04 was Surfers Paradise, which was great fun with mates partying away our end of high schooling. Currently have finished my 2nd year of Business Administration (3yr course) at University at Woollongong and am enjoying my course having made great mates along the way...I never thought I'd be this close to finishing. It's like high school, the years just come and go, and the end seems so far away.I love partying at the right places with people, either local or in the city at dirty electro clubs. I enjoy the odd podium dance depending on drinks consumed and music played!I love music, I have played the guitar since the beginning of high school and don't play it as much as I want. I love ANY sort of music, if it sounds good, I respect it.I love being active and going to the gym and playing sports, bumming round with mates and keeping busy.Love my family and friends, no matter how shit our arguments are and the hurdles along the way :) You are all special and have influenced me in your own ways, and without family/friends, what have we got! To my gf Rhiannon, (without getting too mushy) you know your very special to me and there has not been a better period for me...always having great times!Random people - If i don't know you, don't be shy, I hate awkward moments and if I make some effort you better! Nothing ventured nothing gained!Summary About me. Big fan of drinking * Big Pauly
People Iced: Eleven
Car Bombs Planted: One
Favorite Weapon Rusty Chain
Arms Broken: Thirteen
Eyes Gouged: Eleven
Tongues Cut Off: Two
Biggest Enemy: Oaf
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jared
Birthday: 15/08/1986
Birthplace: Westmead Hospital, Sydney, Australia
Current Location: Bangor
Eye Color: Hazel uleh
Hair Color: Brown with white hair patch!
Height: Fuck you Troy lol Love ya ;)
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends on mood
Your Heritage: Hercules
The Shoes You Wore Today: I tend not to wear shoes at uni!
Your Weakness: women drool haha......nah i get angry easily
Your Fears: Failure
Your Perfect Pizza: Supreme and sauce must be thick
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Continue uni, get money, get stronger
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: haha
Thoughts First Waking Up: If good day will want to get up, if shit won't want to get up!
Your Best Physical Feature: Smile
Your Bedtime: After beach/arvo naps kickass before going out!
Your Most Missed Memory: Getting excited over Easter/Xmas/Bdays
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Love bad food!
Single or Group Dates: O.C and girl mags say group hangs are the new thing....so I've been told :P
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Won't drink coffee/tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Protein! haha Rhys/Ben
Cappuccino or Coffee: Shut up next
Do you Smoke: Cigar on birthday :)
Do you Swear: Excessively.........shit, fuck, poo
Do you Sing: Kareoke is kickass!
Do you Shower Daily: Hell yeh...matt you fuckn cant lie on this question! lol
Have you Been in Love: Not really
Do you want to go to College: Currently attending...where are the crazy US style parties I ask!!!
Do you want to get Married: Later
Do you belive in yourself: Definately
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Id like to think I'm a studmuffin
Are you a Health Freak: Yep. Love the gym and eating healty, yet love getting drunk and eating shit on weekends!
Do you get along with your Parents: Yep with usual arguements on the side
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yep, good to watch from balcony
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar and played piano when younger
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: You know it!
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Who the fuck hasn't!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nah
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Not big fan of raw fish with seaweed
In the past month have you been on Stage: Club podiums count? Then yes haha!
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nah, even beach can't touch this (do do do do)
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: That's a good one
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Why are pirates pirates? Coz they ARRRRR!
Ever been Drunk: What a stupid question...yes...consistently
Ever been called a Tease: Errm, i guess...love you wipe on sex appeal!
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: As a kid only lollies
How do you want to Die: Old, peacefully and knowing have suceeded and no regrets.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Happy, comfortable and fun
What country would you most like to Visit: Anywhere really... love history
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette favourite, but hasn't stopped me before!
Short or Long Hair: Love long hair, but it's not the end if not
Height: Fuck you Troy lol "shes too tall for you" etc haha
Weight: I like attractive, fit, healthy girls.
Best Clothing Style: Whatevers sexy but not slutty
Number of Drugs I have taken: Keep it Clean!
Number of CDs I own: Hundreds...less than half bought shhhhhsshh
Number of Piercings: 1 Left Ear Lobe
Number of Tattoos: None current, but tattoos are cool
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Regrets, fuck ups, pointless arguements etc
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