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han

Yo momma's so fat she has her own website, herspace.com.....now give me my $1000 in CASHMONEY

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My ultimate dream girl requirements: 1)body built just like a coke bottle 2)silky volumized hair like a pantene commercial 3)legs good enough to dance with the stars like Stacy Keibler 4)bootylicous jelly like Vida Guerra 5)a MUFFIN TOP that I could hold onto 6)CHICKEN WINGS from her back fat and wearing a small bra 7)side boob like Peter Griffin 8)Lastly, let's just hope she isn't a butter-face

Music:

since i can't find the music code

Heroes:

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