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Patrick Bateman

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One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
3/4 cup vegetable oil.
Four large eggs.
One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
3/4 cups butter or margarine.
1 2/3 cups granulated sugar.
Two cups all purpose flower.
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste.
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice.
Fish shaped organic compounrs and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish.
One cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
Two cups rhubard, sliced.
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.
One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
Two tablespoons rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric injector.
Cordless electric needle injector. Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.

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"Give me murder, give me loss, turn the cities into dust"-The Network

My Blog

Why the public should never be allowed into space.

THEY ALWAYS FUCK IT UP!Always some noob that thinks "hmm I know I shouldn't go in here", but goes in regardless because they've no idea how sophisticated the technology was to build the damn spaceshi...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Nov 2008 07:45:00 GMT

Indonesia

Monday 7th July: Plane to Dubai. Flight was crap. Passenger sat behind kept fidgeting. Attendants weren't very polite. Had ice cream though Tuesday 8th July: Arrive in Dubai, eat McDonalds, plane to J...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Aug 2008 22:19:00 GMT

Meh

__________Seriously Bro
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 17:42:00 GMT

Because I can.

I realised I've not written one of these in a while and even though I feel that they are completely pointless as I'm only sure one person will end up reading this, it's somewhat comforting to write ou...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 15:41:00 GMT

I HATE THIS...

CALCULATORFUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID FRACTIONS!seriously though wtf, why do i have to press another effing button to get the answer to display as a decimal?I want my old calculator back :( it was sentim...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 20:03:00 GMT

made of win

TOTALLY MADE OF WIN
Posted by on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 06:29:00 GMT

Kings Of Chaos: Serious LOL

KingsOfChaosBest thing in a while on the internetsand the hilarity XDi attacked some dude:6 hours ago ps-eye 1,473,698 Gold stolen So Ps-eye decided to get revenge LOLbare in mind i had like nothing w...
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 18:46:00 GMT

the BESTEST poem in ze world!

This was written ages ago when I was taking the piss out of poems because nearly every poem I've been made to read is SO FUCKING SAD! Cheer up you bums!VASELINEI dropped mineOn the floor.Oh how it rol...
Posted by on Sat, 12 May 2007 20:38:00 GMT

FFFFFFFFFFUCK!!!

holy frikking GOD! Ok so as this McAfee shit ran out like aeons ago and then all of a sudden OMGWTFBBQ YOU HAVE BEEN VIRUSES LOLZ! so im like SHHHHHHHHHHHIT GUY! And then my internets start to fail an...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 17:51:00 GMT

SOMEONE BUY ME THESE!

I REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT THIS!!! 2 OF THEM INFACT! I mean how cool is this notebook! very cool! so buy me!And i'll pay you back XD   *looks in Jon's/MySister's direction*
Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 17:40:00 GMT