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Philthy Animal

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About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4I like long walks on the beach, Raisin Bran & missionary sex. turn ons: dated looking babe posters of scantly clad chicks with something cool added in...like a Ferrari or a Falcon!I'm an illustrator/writer with a love of horror movies & 80's sex romp comedies, like LOOSE SCREWS, JOY STICKS, THE FIRST TURN ON!! & HOT RESORT!My love of Heavy metal (true metal!!!) & vinyl collecting boarderlines obsession. I'm talking WITCH CROSS, OMEN, RAZOR, ANTHRAX, VIKING, TALON, TANK etc. I like drinking rum on a professional level & my death row meal would be the Big Crunch Combo with extra Mayo!

My Interests

Vinyl & movie poster collecting, defunct grind house theatres (ANCO, LIBERTY, the RIALTO etc.) McDonaldland (Mayor McCheese era)70's-mid 80's porn loops, Frankenberry cereal & the films of Charles Bronson. Huuuuuuuuuuge Pittsburgh Penguins fan! Oh! And my cookie-puss, snuggle buns, Rachael.
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I'd like to meet:

Man, if I could party with Rodney Dangerfield, Gar Samuelson, Uwe Hoffmann & Samantha Fox....with special guest stars: Lemmy, Rattlehead, Shauna Grant, Booberry & Stephanie Tanner from "Full House"....let me tell you...that'd be a nice little Saturday. Oh yeah...AND CHARLES BRONSON!

Music:

METAL or DIE!

Movies:

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My Blog

WHY AM I EXCITED ABOUT THE NEW METALLICA? WHY?

First of all, I'll be the first one to admit that I've thrown a fucking lot of stones at the glass house that is now 'tallica. Being hardcore lover of all things 'DETH, this has been mandatory. I've a...
Posted by Philthy Animal on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 06:16:00 PST

If I were A DJ!

So, I'm here doing a few lil' doodles at the desk and way too hungover to operate my shitty little record player. I'm a slave to the mercy of the radio DJ, & lemme just say, that's powerfully weak...
Posted by Philthy Animal on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 07:49:00 PST

The Doors suck!

I just want to say that the Doors fucking suck & they always will. Man, I hate Jim Morrison & his shitty "poetry." I hate his crappy voice & that goddamn organ....it enrages me. I had to g...
Posted by Philthy Animal on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 05:54:00 PST

Slave to the Grind: My night at the Metro

I knew I was in for an interesting time when the short, old, Oriental man, at the tropical-themed concession stand, asked if I wanted my cup of Coke filled or left half empty. A rather strange questio...
Posted by Philthy Animal on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:51:00 PST

Where has Majesty Gone?: And did Kurt Cobain Really Kill Mayor McCheese?

Cracker & I often stuck together during the bleak times. It didn't seem to matter what it was, it was just one thing - that one factor - you could always rely on. Although he was not always comfor...
Posted by Philthy Animal on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:44:00 PST