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Blammo, Blammo, Blammo

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About Me

Call me Blammo or DAVE!, but I spend a hell of a lot of time pretending to be someone else. I've been known to throw sharp and fiery things at myself. I balance heavy objects on my face (benches, kayaks, tables, etc.)... and, on the rarest of occasions, I get paid for doing these things.

Here's the thing. I spend most of my days with my daughter, Julia. My nights are usually filled with rehearsals, classes, gigs, shows, sandwiches, and my duties as a caped crimefighter... I've said too much.
Hey kids, what did you do on Halloween? You should have been at the Majestic. You could have been one of the cool people that got to see Uncle Blammo eat people. Jealous? Don’t you fret… WE’RE COMING TO GET YOU, BARBARA… AGAIN. Majestic in ’09 – ONE WEEKEND ONLY – four shows, Halloween weekend. This is your chance not to suck again! BE THERE FOR THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! You missed it... but don't hate yourself.
We're coming to get you, Barbara... Again.
Majestic Theatre '09
"They're coming to get you..."


YOU'RE IN MY SEAT! - Pass the cranberries, NOW!

Here’s some little known facts about me:
I’m the owner and supreme ruler of one square mile of Mars. If you’re ever in the neighborhood, stop by… no really, I’ve got lots of space.
I live 2.8 miles from the grave of George Peppard.
Scotty said I'm twice the size of a human.
My step-grandfather once ran a Christmas tree lot with Johnny Weissmuller (pre-Tarzan, of course).
I'm standing right behind you.
I'm faster than motion.
-and the man-in-the-moon? He's a friend of mine.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Groucho Marx, Peter Gabriel, Jimmy Stewart, Helen of Troy (why not?), Buster Keaton, Jack Kirby, Kevin Smith, The Ghoul, Stan Laurel, Zero Mostel, Orson Welles, Alton Brown, Winston Churchill, Sir Graves Gastley(Lawson Deming), Peter Boyle, Red Skelton, Alice Cooper, Adam West, Soupy Sales, Walter Cronkite, Lenard Nimoy (y'know, the guy from 'In Search Of...'), Victor Borga, Garrison Kiellor, Jack Palance, Stan 'the Man' Lee, Terry Gilliam, Katherine Hepburn, Spalding Gray, The Most Exalted Ned Limpopo and his Minister of Finance Hasan Lembeck, Cyndi Lauper, Hal Ashby, John Cleese, Alfred Hitchcock, Steve Martin, Benjamin Franklin, Bud Cort, John Candy, Tycho Brahe, W.C. Fields, Bill Murray, Tex Avery, Henny Youngman, Audrey Hepburn, Boris Karloff, Gracey Allen, Kilroy, Bruce Campell, John Belushi, Spock (such a kooky nut, that guy), Jesus (not as kooky, unless you get him going), Spider-man, Your mom,(I could go on, but I doubt anyone is still reading this.)


WARNING - Never trust a muppet with a unibrow.

My Blog

I'm Second City Papered

  So, after just the other side of two years, I've finally graduated from The Second City conservatory for improvisation.  I'm not going to start panicking or anything, but I don't feel any ...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 11:14:00 GMT

Desiderata- RIP, Skip.

  I've been asked to do a reading at my uncle's memorial service in just over a week from now.  I have been told that this is a poem that hung on his wall for many years when he was growing ...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 00:40:00 GMT