BESTEST FRIEND N DA WHOLE WIDE WORLD FOOTBALL #1 YEA IM BLACK AND I SWIM LIKE A FISH SO SWIMING, TRACK, POLITICS, POETRY THAT SOUND LIKE RAP
Who would I like to meet? Ma self.Naw i wanna meet Jesus, but imma have 2 weight lil bit 4 that. But 4 pple C WOODSON offcourse, RAY LEWIS MATTA OF FACT DA WHOLE BALTIMORE DEFENSE, GORGE BUSH 4 PRIVATE REASONS THAT CAINT BE REVEALED AND BOTH MA GRAN PA'S
STRICKLY RAP UNLESS ITS KIESHA COLES CAUSE SHE FROM DA TOWN AND OLE SKOO WHITNEY HUSTON THAT SLAP
WHAT U SICK ANY GIVEN SUNDAY, FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS (that movie made me cry),DA REPLACEMENTS, FRIDAY, BABY BOY AND LEPORDCON N DA HOOD
DAVE CHAPELLE, WAYNES BROS, YO MOMA, TOP MODEL THEY FINE SUMTIMES AND MA SHO ITS A SECRET YALL CAINT KNO ALL THAT CUM ON TUESDAYS THO
MALCOM X YEA I READ!!!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: IRV
Birthday: OCTOBRE 61st
Birthplace: LONDON
Current Location: AUSTRILIA
Eye Color: gold
Hair Color: indigo
Height: 2'3
Right Handed or Left Handed: which eva they prefer
Your Heritage: did i inherit what?
The Shoes You Wore Today: converse thong sandles
Your Weakness: cryptonite
Your Fears: being ask 2 eat
Your Perfect Pizza: vegan
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: doin da splits
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i aint gt instant message
Thoughts First Waking Up: let me pee b4 i poke an eye out
Your Best Physical Feature: toe nails
Your Bedtime: 10:00am
Your Most Missed Memory: Someone giving me a bath
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi mixed wit coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mac King
Single or Group Dates: 3rd wheel
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: U mean Nasty tea?
Chocolate or Vanilla: who ma women?
Cappuccino or Coffee: capp
Do you Smoke: at warm camp fires
Do you Swear: Swear these questions gettin dumb as fuck
Do you Sing: yea opera
Do you Shower Daily: No dats overrated
Have you Been in Love: yea ma moms great
Do you want to go to College: How u kno im nt in college?
Do you want to get Married: dats such a harsh word
Do you believe in yourself: Dats a homo question
Do you get Motion Sickness: does she get motion sickness u mean (hint, hint)
Do you think you are Attractive: yea in a zoo
Are you a Health Freak: Yall dnt kno me dat well 2 ask if im a freak
Do you get along with your Parents: i have 2 cuz was mixed n testicle den spit out a vagina
Do you like Thunderstorms: dats just god playn da drums
Do you play an Instrument: yea da flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No no i use it 4 ma pimples
In the past month have you Smoked: why is there a 5 o'clock free crack give away?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: has it turned 5 o'clock in da last month
In the past month have you gone on a Date: unforunately yea
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Im always at SV
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i aint had no milk
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Did sumbody tell i ate sumtn dat smell like sushi cuz if they did they lyin
In the past month have you been on Stage: I luv kareokee
In the past month have you been Dumped: yea 4 times
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: if u go wit fat pple do it count
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a girls breath away
Ever been Drunk: off love
Ever been called a Tease: no i only get teased
Ever been Beaten up: naw jus down
Ever Shoplifted:
How do you want to Die: like Owen Heart
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: janitor
What country would you most like to Visit: djibuti
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: purple
Favourite Hair Color: fake
Short or Long Hair: fake
Height: 7ft
Weight: 300lb and up
Best Clothing Style: brooklyn express
Number of Drugs I have taken: ask ma dealer
Number of CDs I own: cd these nuts hahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Number of Piercings: 2 nipples only
Number of Tattoos: several
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 24537678478,457748,3574768
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