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About Me


I tell pointless stories. I like spaghetti. I'm scared of the future. I like the Phillies. I like Zooey Deschanel. I want to marry her. I don't really want to get married. I want to be happy. I have cool friends. I have cousins. I'm in 3 bands. Yes, they're all legit. No, they're not good. They're great. It's the beard. I like Arrested Development, but The Office is the best show that's still on. That's just my opinion, though; you can disagree. I am terrible at pronouncing things. I miss old times. I like friends, be mine. Waitresses love me. It's the beard. I don't know why I still have a Myspace.

My Blog

Freedom

Freedom; Cautiously sought,Erroneously bought,The core of human desire. Whatever remains, Can we attainThe criterion required?No.No, no, no.The answers loud and clear.Hear said angels singOh, let i...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jan 2009 22:05:00 GMT

American Formula

             This kind of ties into my blog with the huge rant about human nature. But then again, I suppose everything ties into human nature. Th...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 07:15:00 GMT

Essay on Humankind

             The word humankind is defined as "the human race." It is made up of two separate English words: human and kind. Human is defined as "...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 20:22:00 GMT

Starving Dogs is not Art

This is a (very) short story I wrote. Thanks to Aubrey for giving me use of the line, "I was ugly then, but at least I was happy." Starving Dogs is not Art       ...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 18:25:00 GMT

Poem for school...

Friday Nights Before Dawn Recall the years of rancid breathe Of bottled poison loved yet loathed And spinning, twirling, ah! The whirling, As powdered remnants burnt your nose.   But ha! Those ...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 12:14:00 GMT

January 27, 2007

Pretty cool day. 4 terrible movies, 2 mediocre ones, 1 amazing one, chicken fingers, fries, 2 sodas, yodels, a peanut butter sandwich, and leisure time at the Pepsi Zone in Neshaminy. All just under ...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 17:45:00 GMT

The Killers in Atlantic City

Pretty fun concert. Best one I've been to.
Posted by on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 13:59:00 GMT

Life

What Katie said.
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 18:51:00 GMT