Funny Thoughts |
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?
Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
Does killing time damage...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 10:52:00 GMT |
Believe In Santa Claus |
BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS (Thanks, Sue?) &
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Posted by on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 18:37:00 GMT |
Whos Your Daddy? |
A seminary professor was vacationing with his wife in Gatlinburg, Tennessee.
One morning, they were eating breakfast in a little restaurant, hoping to enjoy a quiet, family meal. While they wer...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 19:19:00 GMT |
Seven Wonders of the World |
A group of students were asked to list what they thought were the present"Seven Wonders of the World." Though there were some disagreements,the following received the most votes:
1. Egypt's Great Pyra...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 14:11:00 GMT |
Hospital Window |
Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the samehospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room's ...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 15:08:00 GMT |
Whispers |
Whispers
A child's love is like a whisper, given in little ways we do not hearbut if you listen closely it will be very clear.They often do not say it loud but in how they come to you...Daddy, will y...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 15:37:00 GMT |
How To Clean The House |
HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE 1. Open a new file in your PC. 2. Name it "Housework." 3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN 4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN 5. Your...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 16:41:00 GMT |
Van Gogh’s Family Tree |
Van Gogh's Family Tree:
His dizzy aunt ------------------------------------------Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes ----------------------------Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience st...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 16:39:00 GMT |
Noahs Ark |
Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark.
One: Don't miss the boat.
Two: Remember that we are all in the same boat.
Three: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built ...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 15:12:00 GMT |
This one’s for the girls. |
When I was in my younger days, I weighed a few pounds less, I needn't hold my tummy in To wear a belted dress. But now that I am older, I've set my body free; There's comfort of elastic Where once my ...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 16:48:00 GMT |
