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Barbie Reject ~Lee~

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About Me



I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The mastermind of WoW (World of Warcraft for you unposhed ones)He's the sexiest beast alive.

My Blog

Save the cheerleader ... save the world! IRL

So how many of you watch the show Heroes? I'm a die-hard fan and not to mention a Hero myself (I can fly in the water without touching the ground). Jokes aside ... I remember 5 years back coming acro...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 00:14:00 GMT

Why you be stalking me homefries?

I am dedicating this blog to my greatest fan Abby who visits my page on average 3.4 times a day. Congratulations!! Over the past 3 weeks you have totaled over 71 visits and I don't know who the hell y...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 22:40:00 GMT

Programming the Mind

-translation on the bottom, programming skills not necessaryKudos to those animated minds that can make sense of this poemProgramming the Mind: Coded by SK aka Leevoid Programming the Mind();while (Ob...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 01:14:00 GMT

Kwik-E-Mart Wewt Wewt

In case any of you were wondering what Kwik-E-Mart is, don't expect me to enlighten you --- Wiki itSo... since I work next to one of the 7-11s that was converted, Tooti and I decided to check out the ...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 14:49:00 GMT

CS3 Photo Chop Chop - Recent Artwork

So I decided to teach myself some 1337 Photoshop skills during my last week of work at BIMR and this is what I concocted. You likey? Original Picture:Photo-chopped:Original Picture:Photo-chopped:Origi...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 09:45:00 GMT

Thoughts On Chain Bulletins ... ZOMG

RED comments + pictures  = yours trulyBLUE = original chain bulletinONEThere is NO SUCH THING as a MySpace Tracker.It does NOT exist. So quit posting stupid bulletins like"OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 08:27:00 GMT

Busting Out The Moves at BESA (B-girl style)

To all my fellow MIP dancers that busted out the moves on March 11th and performed 2 full routines only after 7 practices... Kudos!!  Imagine how elite we would be had they given us not...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 20:28:00 GMT

Profile Stalker Conspiracy (Yes You from Virginia/ LA?)

76.173.49.135  WTF are you?  So I took notice the last 50 times I logged in that you viewed my profile on average 22.5 times a day.  I stroked my mustache curiously and decided tha...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 10:18:00 GMT

Covert Op Cap One - Bring It!

~Operation CapOne~Background::So...I got back from my 7 month escapade around the world and it literally took me this long to sort though the mountainous mass of mail I had piled in my room.  I w...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 11:45:00 GMT