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Name: Jeremy
Birthdate: July 16, 1986
Birthplace: My mom's uterus
Current Location: above a parking lot
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'11
Weight: 130
Piercings: 1
Tatoos: 2
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: No,She's gone
Overused Phraze: Sweet
FAVORITES
Food: Big mac
Candy: Chocolate..any will do
Number: 3, it's always a charm
Color: Blue and black
Animal: A SLOTH!!!!
Drink: Pepsi
Alcohol Drink: Nyquil
Bagel: eh
Letter: null
Body Part on Opposite sex: from the neck down
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Vanilla Pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: McDonalds
Strawberry or Watermelon: Neither, Pumpkins
Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Im down for the swirl
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee
Kiss or Hug: Both, and then some
Dog or Cat: Cat
Rap or Punk: Somewhere in there
Summer or Winter: Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Both
Love or Money: I'll take one
YOUR...
Bedtime: Anytime after 6 am
Most Missed Memory: I can't remember
Best phyiscal feature: Below the belt
First Thought Waking Up: Still alive...dammit!
Goal for this year: Distribute 100 copies of my comedy CD
Best Friends: They know who they are, if there is any
Weakness: A pretty face
Fears: Car Crashes, Heights, Blood
Heritage: God only knows
Longest relationship:
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Sometimes
Ever Smoked: Not much
Pot: I wouldn't smoke pot, thats illegal!
Ever been Drunk: I don't remember
Ever been beaten up: A few times
Ever beaten someone up: well, one time in a nursing home...nevermind
Ever Shoplifted: No
Ever Skinny Dipped: In my bathroom
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Yeah, I thought it was anyway
Been Dumped Lately: About Halloween, then a week later
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Don't care, just not a guy
Favorite Hair Color:
Short or Long:
Height:
Style:
Looks or Personality:
Hot or Cute
Drugs and Alcohol:
Muscular or Really Skinny: still don't care
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: just one.
What country do you want to Visit: Germany
How do you want to Die: I don't know, suprise me
Been to the Mall Lately: Not so much
Do you like Thunderstorms: Oh yeah
Get along with your Parents: yeah
Health Freak: No
Do you think your Attractive: I'd bang me
Believe in Yourself: More than anything
&..39;Want to go to College:' Don't care
Do you Smoke: Yeah
Do you Drink: Yeah
Shower Daily: Whenever
Been in Love: Just don't mention it
Do you Sing: In the shower
Want to get Married: Someday
Do you want Children: I don't know
Have your future kids names planned out: No
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Too late, I didn't lose it, I know where it went
Hate anyone: Were not gonna mention names
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Nobody in paticular. If I know you it's all good.

My Blog

A FEW COLD ONES; more little jokes

  So, Anne Nicole Smith died, huh? I don't say died, I say bit the dick, it sounds funnier. She idolized Marilyn Monroe, well, I guess they both died a little bit after there bodies went south. &...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 03:47:00 GMT

Death Humor; My 1st Cd

  I have released my first ever comedy Cd with the help of an anoynomous engineer, (my recording producer wants nothing to do with my humor) It is probobly the most vile, twisted, morbid, and dir...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 22:05:00 GMT

FOR THE HUMOR!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? September 11th. My minds all hyper but my bodie's dead, I guess I feel a lot like Christopher Reeves, what kind of a world is this? Superman got his ass ki...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 22:38:00 GMT