Follow Your Folly |
There are seven incarnations (and six correlates) necessary to become an "Artist: "1. Explorer (courage) first you must leave the safety of your home and go into the dangers of the wold whether ... Posted by on Sun, 14 Dec 2008 07:39:00 GMT |
Cmon baby, sit on me |
I finally finished painting my chair and decided to share my schizophrenic materpiece with the world. Enjoy. My vision of Vietnam if it had happened in Super Mario land. The horror! THE HO... Posted by on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 13:19:00 GMT |
What the fuck Hasselhoff!?! Stop trying to save everybody all the time! |
Tis' a tale written on the wings of time the legend of "The Hasseloff"He spoke to cars and fought crime the legend of "The Hasseloff"He stayed buoyant even past his prime the legend of "The Hasseloff"... Posted by on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 11:32:00 GMT |
Chimera |
I just found out that everyone's favorite gargoulesque chef Julia Child was a spy in World War II. No shit! She also created a shark repellent that kept sharks from detonating underwater b... Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:27:00 GMT |
The Crack Whore Conundrum |
The Crack Whore Conundrum is when perfectly well adjusted people, who do not smoke crack, are rejected access and/or denied parental duties of another life. Yet, a crack whore, who does smoke cr... Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 19:45:00 GMT |
I have no spine |
I'll take jellyfish for 500 Alex...Recently I have become very interested in Jellyfish and thought I would share this delightful discovery. Pitting two hands against thousands of stinging tentac... Posted by on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 21:23:00 GMT |
Holy Ziggy Stardust Batman!! |
My dreams have been answered! Finally a comic book in which David Bowie, Mick Jagger, Freddy Mercury, Ozzy Osbourne and Batman fight injustice as one amazing glam-rock fueled crime team!To the g... Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 21:24:00 GMT |
Taser Turkey |
I live around a bunch of crazies! If crazy was milk I would have three and a quarter gallons. That's a lot of crazy milk. So, at two in the morning I was jostled out of my sleep by a... Posted by on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 21:21:00 GMT |
You're breaking the girl |
I get my staples out tomorrow! Yay! Now people will stop calling me "staple head" which is a lamer version of "Pinhead" from Hellraiser. Ahhh the emergency room like my second home, but instead of h... Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 18:13:00 GMT |
If we do not open our eyes to reality soon they will get fucked right out of our heads |
Check out this video: Live From Congress: The Skull Fucking Bill Of 2007
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