LUCASxBigxBallsxKARNIVORExcullenxbieber[8745.4k]

Hi I'm Lucas. I'm 15 years old.
TEAM JACOB FOREVER
I have a girlfriend<3
Her name is AmberStrayer and she's almost as cute as Derek Azuma...almost.
I'm straight edge, except for the meth lab in my closet.
I have 18 piercings, all located in my ears and inside my mouth.
I miss the jewelry store in my hips.
You're probably a scumbag, but so am i. so hoorah
You're dumb because everything is composed of matter.
Thou doth not dwell upon the corner with a swagger such as my own.
My lip gloss be poppin'
I'm so milky, so why don't you milk me?
FUCK salt
I'm straight thug, the hood is where I'm from. I'll penetrate ya butthole with my thumb.
Wayne Brady don't hold me back
You can have my heart or we can share it like the last slice
TASTES SO GOOD YOU'LL WANNA SLAP YO MAMMA
We have to go meet a midget, in south Carolina named Thornton.
Last night i confessed my love to a flower..she was a passionate flower
Are you toon enough
I kissed a girl and i liked it.
I'm hot cause I'm fly, you ain't cause you not.
It's just like a mini mall.
We have a glorious selection of lowfat yogurts.
My trampoline is black like Wesley Snipes.
If you text it, i'll delete it