Photo Caption |
Woman: "Shit, he's gonna find out I ordered 'I Screwed my Friend's Wild Mom' on Pay-Per-View last month."
Man: "Shit she found out I starred in 'I Screwed my Friend's Wild Mom.'"
Posted by on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:30:00 GMT |
Get back at your neighbor |
The perfect revenge if your neighbor pisses you off. Just put one of these signs in his yard:
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 23:44:00 GMT |
Juggling While Being Blown |
So, how much pussy do you suppose the guy that first invented juggling got? I'm guessing the same amount any guy that juggles now gets--none.
There's nothing erotic or impressive about ju...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 23:49:00 GMT |
What Really Turns Me On |
Some guys get turned on by watching their wife/girlfriend have sex with another man. What really turns me on is having my girlfriend watch me fuck another woman. That really...
Posted by on Mon, 07 May 2007 08:52:00 GMT |
I Don't Stare, I Collect |
I've been seeing a lot of ads instructing me that it is not OK to stare at women, even though they're leaning over, with their tits hanging out, basically begging me to stare at them.
I ne...
Posted by on Sun, 06 May 2007 23:08:00 GMT |
The Great Pyramids |
I saw an article saying some architect finally figured out how they may have built the great pyramids. Didn't we already figure that out? I thought the pyramids were built based on how eve...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 11:09:00 GMT |
Where the fuck is this guy turning? |
Whenever driving a car, there's a very tight window one has to work with when signaling one's intentions.
Signal too soon, and the person behind you's sarcastically like, "Oh, thanks a lot for ...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 20:33:00 GMT |
Pimp your profile w/out looking like a huge tool |
Ever seen the tons of profiles out there with customized background colors, etc. and at the top there's a link to some website? Those people look like huge tools. Why should you have to ad...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 11:48:00 GMT |
OK, this site's even worse than snorg tees |
http://www.wearfunnyquotes.com/
In addition to their quotes being lame as hell, none of the shirts even feature graphics. Ooo, a drop shadow, fancy.
Posted by on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:03:00 GMT |
Horrible T-Shirt Sites |
The main reason we started Kalzog Designs was to counter the numerous, horrible T-shirt sites out there. Buy a Kalzog Designs shirt and stick it to the following crappy "funny" T-shirt sites:
1....
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 12:54:00 GMT |
