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RAMMAGE;

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About Me

EMMMER HOLDEN

You’ll find me at college Mon Tues & Weds.
Usually Wi LAURA DEAKES. reeet laff (Y)
& at Korner Kuts up Wombwell on Thurs & Fri
And chaving it at Sportsworlds Saturday & Sunday
…but when im not been slave to these fuckers
You'll normally find me round town hammered in a corner
Apprantly im always hyper n 'giggling' & have wayy to much energy.
i shall calm down soon.
I swear ALOT
and drink too much
I love gigs.
Im insecure
I hate talking infront of loadsa people
I cant be my self around some people
I trust too easy
N i've learnt not to judge a book by its cover
I say "oh my days" & "ooft" too much
I take televison shows too seriously.
Vodka sends me wappy
so does Primark
I wank over the film 'greenstreet'
I hate Racism .and everyone noes it .
i cant burp.
Blossom Hill wine is orgasmic
But then again so are Double Cheeseburgers from Macdonalds
buy me one and im yours.
if you're gunna add me. talk to me fuckers.k thanks.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

a nice boy please. =]
I wanted him.

Music:

Everything & Anthing tbh.
Indie
“emo”
Screamo shit
Funky House/Electro (Y)
RnB
Dance
Pop
Old classics in Livos & Funny Gals

Never bored of
Lost Prophets
The Mascara Story

Television:

Hollyoaks
Home and Away
Corrie
Eastenders
Emmerdale
Soap Freek tbh
Deal or no deal
Jeremy Kyle
Lost
Skins
Mtv
I(L)FRIENDS.

Books:

Ilovetheseabit-too much
Katie Burgess - The one ive got so many memories with
Charlotte Myatt - The one i can talk dirty with.
Laura Deakes - The one that makes college good.
Emma Roberts - The one thate makes me swear.
Gemma Lindsey - The one who makes me crave pints at 8:30 AM
Dale Wistov - The one i never get bored of.
Jessica Barker - The one i get hyper over.
Koster my baby bell- The one i can stay up all night with (literally) & talk abart random shit.
Rich White - The one who got me addicted to gigs
Beth Wollerton - The one ive known the longest
Sam Jessop - The one whos abit mint and STALKS me
Adam Flynn - The one i miss alot.
Gav Sav - The one who is reyt fit & we need Millstones key. hah
Nick Gray - The one who amuses me
Nico Bower - The one who looks like SID.. and buys girl belts from primark
Lewis Evans - The one who passed out in the same spot as me
Dave Bluitte - The one who makes me larfff
Grant Clayton - The one whos the rebal. mint boy.
EVERYONE AT WORK - the ones who are like family. aha
Daniel Slack - the one reason why i miss school.
REECE LEWIS HARGREAVES - the one av met once.COM
Thomas Bird - The one that makes me wee my pants.
Lee Bailey - The one that looks after me whilst drunk
Jamie Ward - The one whos a pisshead & a stoner
Trav Eaton - The one who owes me a pint
Squiz Mcfizzle - The one that follows me round college. and sings to me all the time.
Lloyd Ager - The one whos always there for me.
Jess Callear - The one whos sexually frustrated with me
Tom Goddard - The one who gives me mermaid sex
Rich-Lee - The one who always shows me his belly on cam
Keiron Attherton - The one im going to do in meadowall bogs.

Heroes:

Katie Burgess .

I love her too much tbh.
Dunno what id do if ah dint no her.
I wunt be who I am now.
Ah wunt know who ah no today
wunt have had the laughs av had
& drank as much as alcohol as i have done
Known her over 3 years.
We’ve made soo many memories,
sober and drunk ones
Fucking amazing this girl.
We dunt see each as much
But tbh at end o day..
shiz mi BEST mate and id do owt for her.
If she needed me to be there.. id be there
We’ve laughed.cried.laughed so much we’ve cried.got pissed in most places in Wombwell.argued.shopped.got done by police NOT ONCE.. twice.chavved it.Partied.graffitied.bitched.crack heads open.spak attacks.been on hol.got chased by farmers.whored it.watched beth roll down an hill.had cock rock.Been imaginative.shared & swapped boys.danced like dicks.Heart to hearts.took too many photos.sang.been on the hard stuff
OOFT. YEAH BAZ. ILY ♥

Charlotte Myatt

Now I love this girl A LOT
I dunno what id do without her nar.
We got reyt close last year
Known her bart 2 years.
Met her thru Ross HA.. back int day
We’ve had so many drunken moments
Ones that make me weee my pants.
When I first met her we was hammered
& we went for a wee togev and got lost in trees.
DIPSY & PO
PUMP PUMP SQUIRT
LMFAO
shes always there for me. and takes the piss outta whatever boy thats caused the problem. i do the same for her. IT MAKES US FEEL BETTER OKAY?
she throws good parties with treehouses and trampolines *cough* but shes seen the soft side of him LMFAO We like to laugh about ex bfs & shout things really loud outside ther house when there window is open & make posters to stick on there houses & make masks to disguise are self Amazing times, Amazing friends "ah love you Charlotte" "ah love you too" and Charlotte "LETS HAVE SEX"
ILY

LAURA DEAKES

"HIYURR"
haha well i met this fellow nun to be at college.
known her since September & am tellin ya av never enjoyed college as much,
av had sooo many laughs with her.
Count her as one of mi best mates nar.
she just makes me weeee my pants.
we're nuns in the making.. OK WE WAS NUNS....
butt i have her key. she has mine.
But its hard, as we are BFFBNS
..but hes a BFS!
she likes CHEESEcake from Bramahs. CLASS THAT WAS.
we are going to open a shop called PREEmark. yes we are.
shes proper mint tho Laura is.
TELL ME TELL ME WHAT YOU WANNA DO PICTUE YOU IN MY ROOM. "
emmmmr""lauraaa" "help meee.. i have issues" LMFAO
"to the left. to the left" *shuffles*
we're just proper crazy together.
"he sticks his ears on the fridge at night"
COME TO BED EYES.
We walk round town on college breaks with my ipod singing loud
S CLUBB (8)
You probs heard us either that or us laughin
We have r own sayings
“OH NO SHE DIDN’T” “she did”
Deary meeeeeeeee.
LAURA (L) PAUL... lmfaooooo
“i rammed him”
so many laughs in so little time.
PAUL & BARY (Y)
Ah love youu x

JESSICA BARKER

Rocks my cock she does.

but tom likes to suck it ey?

WILLEH &; WIDGEH MATE (Y)

First time i met her, i made her take me for a wee inna bush. lmao

But this girl iss mint as fook

dunt see her much tho
but when ah do, THERES NO STOPPING US.

We're normally drunk.....
OR JUST VERY HYPER. .
REYT LAUGH SHE IS

shiz bin a good mate

shiz bin there for mi

av bin there for her too...

I HELPED HER GET WITH JOSH :)

& am glad shes happy

i think we're reet alike

She took me to leeds for the 1st time. SHE MADE ME GET DRUNK AT THE BUS STATION.
but i took her round town for the first time

she got PROPER off her face. cunt stand up nd lot

BRAP BRAP. BOOOOOOOOYAAAAA

Next year at college.if we're in the same classes
am guna make her an alcoholic & make her fail

LOVEYOU JESSICAAA


I have to point out, HE WAS PISSED. =] ♥ ..

Daley-Pooo.

This boy is fuckingamazing, words cannot describe how much he makes me laugh & cheers me up [just by looking at him]
i think i literally piss my self when im with him. He is infact what i go to work for, he makes it fun. We get withdrawl symptons if we're not together on shoes [he comes and visits me tho] we do try to be together, but it doesnt work. but when it does. its mint as fuck.
YOU GIVE ME SOMETHING. IF YOU LEAVE ME NOW. TAKE AWAY THE BIGGEST PART OF ME.. OOOOOOO BABY PLEASE DONT GO
we always sing to each other.
'AINT NO OTHER MAN BUT YOU' *wiggles* we have are own dance routine to it.
it fuckin rocks, next time we get pissed we're going to record it n put it on myspace =]
we have a pet sheep.. called Sheila
I tried waxin his eyebrows with cellotape.it was funny
we fall art at least once every shift
he cant stand me not talking to him
He laffs at me when i "cry"
he takes the piss outta me
becoz i say "oh my days" & "ooft"
and ah dunt like ma neck touch
And BECOZ I AV BENT TEETH
bastard.
he likes my skipping.
when i saw him in funny gals i got so excited.
he is by far the funniest person i no. dont change dale. please. thank you.
Dale and Grant make me bracelets and rings to say sorry.
and make me sorry signs

oh and
"punch in the face.. knee in the bollox..&& poke in the eyes"
I proper love. him he loves me. WE GUNA GET MARRIED. DALE.DALE.HAS A BIG TAIL.
he wishes.


..

2006 learnt me
to Life you're life to the fullest Dunt give a shit about what people think about you -what you wear -what you look like -what music you listen to -if you act silly, n make a cunt of ya self.. HAVE FUN. Just love the people that love you be who you wanna be do what you really wanna do . fuck it . Dont av petty gay arguements with friends.. dont judge a person by there image.. do things..when gev chance.. cos you might not get the chance again.. let your hair down.. be confident.. be yourself.. love. tell someone ya like em. worst they'll say is "no". Yes ive smoked, yes ive tried drugs.. yes i have regrets but at end of the day the things yav done make you who ya are today.. learn from your mistakes. Feel lucky about the things you have in your life. Enjoy the things you av in life now.. while they last.. Because at end of the day we all grow up.. we all get older.. we all get new lifes.. -new friends -new things -new everything- dunt hold grudges..get drunk..take photograpghs..have a laugh..Mong out.. because in a few years when everything and every1 as moved on you'll regret it . Dont think to the future yet. Love you're life now before itchanges. becuse in 1 blink it could all be gone. =]
if everythings alright in the end. and its not alright. then its not the end.



2007 (Y)