In the beginning, dogs were bees. they flitted from flower to flower collecting nectar untill their wings dropped off and they gave birth to puppies. we were all puppies once, even you and I. dogs ruled the world for 60 million years. they were friends with dinosaurs, fox's and horses the size of rabbits. Dogs were lovely, they ran free in the woods. Dogs invented pop music, sport and space travel and they would laugh at people who are just like flightless birds still living in the dark ages. sometimes feral children grew up with dogs and sometimes feral dogs grew up with children. this is how the domesticated pooches we know and love today came into being. even mickey mouse's dog pluo was once a feral child, he lives on a diet of grass and small mammals. of course we all know about digby the biggest dog in the world, he was so famous he now has a huge moon crater named after him. others say that perhaps even st peter was a dog, possibly a great dane or a golden retriever. some dogs such as snoopy and laika the first dog in space used to entertain an audience by saying 'sausages' and refusing to dance with strangers. dogs nowadays have all sorts of good jobs such as bein guide dogs of shooting pheasants. in germany, dogs can even sign on.
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