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maud

About Me



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i'm maud. MAUD!!!! wiiiie!!! hehehehe! i like cookies. i like pineapples too (not the taste, the way they look). i don't like white rooms. i don't like having itchy feet because it tickles when i scratch them.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

someone who owns a monkey, the monkey, a clown, Tom Waits

My Blog

the thing where you say things that no one reads

oh i picked this one randomly but since it's about dreams errrr....ah yeah, once i dreamt i was in a big castle but like err wall of china style castle, with long walls and stuff and it was made of go...
Posted by on Thu, 08 May 2008 20:35:00 GMT

erm...

I can't remember how the fuck you edit this thing and delete stuff and add others... That's complicated really...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 06:11:00 GMT

tu vas arrĂȘter de me casser les burnes!!!

Life's gonna suck when you grow old, you grow old, you grow... Hey! Hello people who got lost on the web... HAHAHA! You foolish foolish fool! Today i'm gonna talk about peanuts. Peanuts are small, lig...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 02:55:00 GMT

stop asking questions, just fuckin...arrgh!

i said i would make a book about me. so there is the first chapter: my left hand. i have small hands because i'm only 5foot1. i'm small, like marylin monroe and albert einstein which is why i'm so hot...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 03:00:00 GMT

plus de caca

Your Daddy Is Darth Vader..http://images.blogthings.com/whosyourdaddy/daddy12.jp g" height="100" width="100">What You Call Him: Daddy-oWhy You Love Him: He knows bestWho's">http://www.blogthings.com/wh...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 00:09:00 GMT

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooo

..> http://images.quizfarm.com/1111699916gravestone.gif">> You scored as Natural Causes. Your death will be by natural causes, though not by any diseaese, because that is another option on this tes...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 03:35:00 GMT

i hate coat hangers. bastards.

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Posted by on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 18:38:00 GMT

dreams and the supernatural

dreams and the supernatural? wow! that sounds cool!hahaha! yeah, i have nothing to say about that though. i have nothing to say about most stuff cause i don't really care which is supposedly bad but i...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 18:06:00 GMT

none

speed dangereux! hahahaha! sorry, it only makes sense to me... that's peanut butter! ah yeah, i forgot to make that t-shirt, didn't i... have to think about doing that. i need to buy a blank t-shirt t...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 02:57:00 GMT

my brother's band

http://www.wat.tv/video/70812 about a guy who wanted to be a photographer. he ends up in the police taking pictures of cars. haha!
Posted by on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 16:35:00 GMT